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I turn stuff up just to turn it back down, in that order.

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Joined June 2011
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Technology peaked when you could carry 2000 songs in your pocket and the battery lasted four days because it wasn't tracking your location
Apple. almost 20 years ago!
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10 MILLION HITS OF LSD. That's how much Harvard chemist Leonard Pickard absorbed through his skin one night in 1998. He was on a ladder in his Santa Fe lab, decanting a flask of pure LSD at 2 AM. He slipped. The flask shattered. He was drenched head to toe. Now, if this were just normal LSD, he would have been fine. But the flask contained: 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗵𝘆𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗲. Within seconds, the solvent drove every drop of LSD through his skin & into his blood. He stripped naked, blasted himself in the emergency shower, then stumbled into a field and collapsed. He heard cosmic choirs of angels. Saw every version of himself dissolve. Time and identity fell apart into pure light. And through the peak of the largest LSD dose in human history, one message rang out: 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗸𝗮𝘆. He woke up the next morning. No brain damage. No lingering effects. Cleaned up the lab & went back to work. (probably had the best day of his life)
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Noted, never fuck with a professional comedian. ☠️
Replying to @TMZ
Years of work and somehow the truth is what she can’t swallow 🤦🏻‍♂️
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AlexKendrick retweeted
Godzilla is a beautiful name for a gator
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getting old
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Tbh my @FFTLAST mix is cracked Real hyped on these gigs
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NYC subways really do be like this and it’s interesting
He picked a fight with the WRONG guy.
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He picked a fight with the WRONG guy.
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AlexKendrick retweeted
Listen and learn, kids
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is AI-generated by the AIPBI channel using synthetic avatars and voices, not real footage or a genuine salesman. youtube.com/@aipbi youtube.com/watch?v=U60ACC… x.com/TmarketL/statu…
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😳🚨 Un jeune homme s’est mis à CRIER sur son père après avoir découvert que celui-ci avait dépensé l’argent destiné à ses frais universitaires. La dispute a rapidement DÉGÉNÉRÉ… et le père lui a fait comprendre, à sa manière, qu’on ne lui criait pas au visage. ⚠️
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AlexKendrick retweeted
This is by far the most diabolical thing I’ve ever seen done in an MMA fight 😭😭😭
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Ooof
Jim Carrey said: “I’m 64. If I could be 25 again, here’s what I'd tell myself” 1. “Sadness is often a result of circumstance.”
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Jim Carrey said: “I’m 64. If I could be 25 again, here’s what I'd tell myself” 1. “Sadness is often a result of circumstance.”
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AlexKendrick retweeted
So Russell Brand and the Tate Brothers are in jail…but everyone on the Epstein list are free and accumulating more wealth and power…
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quitting insta to scroll on twitter is like quitting heroin to do cocaine
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Hey siri what’s it like to have a group of friends you meet up with regularly that have the same interests as you and actually wanna be around you coz I’m driving myself stir shit fucking mental being on my ones all the time
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Charlie Sheen says he relied on Xanax, alcohol and time travel naps just to stay alive on the set of his hit sitcom "I was doing this thing where I was partying, hitting the pipe, either girls or porn or both. I felt like I was time traveling from 1:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m. It felt like 15 minutes, whereas 9:00 to midnight felt normal" "The hours I really needed to settle in and enjoy just vanished. And then someone's banging on my door, 'Dude, you're late, what the f*ck?' And I'm still sideways" "So I'd pop half a Xanax, hit the pillow, and try to meditate with a body just vibrating from crack all night" "Then I'd hit the shower and say, 'I only have to navigate from this shower to the next shower.' That's about 11, 12 hours, just shower to shower" "I get to work and have that midday drop-off. I wasn't hitting the pipe at work, but I needed to keep fuel in the engine, so I started drinking" "People look at sitcoms like, 'Oh, they're having a fun time.' It gets super f*cking complicated"
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deleting instagram and no longer keeping tabs on everyone’s lives has been one of the best decisions i’ve made for my mental health. i don’t need to know who’s dating, who’s travelling, who’s getting married or who’s winning at life every fucking minute. i just want to live my own life in peace.
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Replying to @IanCarrollShow
Why was the video to show proof it was a plane from a car camera all over everything social media within 40 mins of impact. Why was the traffic tower and pilots recorded communication all over the internet with in the hour. Why are we being over flooded with everything about this event before it’s even been investigated? Why did MyRadar app have a five paragraph statement explaining weather and ice causing the crash this morning. And by the afternoon it’s been removed ?!!!!! They are not telling the truth Locals say no plane
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The reason there’s debate over that “plane or missile” crash near Mar-a-Lago is simple. For years the government has lied about everything from wars to elections to lab leaks, so people no longer take official stories at face value. Missiles can be made to look like planes. Planes can be made to look like missiles. Audio can be faked. Video can be manipulated. Is there even a point in debating it? If it’s a lie, we’ll never know the truth. That’s the real cost of all the past deceptions. Trust is gone, and once it’s gone, every story gets questioned.
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