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Manchester/ Rhyl
Joined September 2010
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New favourite rider is @Bonifazio_993 - that descent off the Cipressa yesterday was absolutely 😍 #MilanoSanremo
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Honest office answer:
“Ooh, your lunch smells nice, what is it?”
“Please leave me in peace”
How ironic that #InternationalDayOfHappiness occurs on a beautiful sunny day outside while I am sat in an office... #NotCurrentlyHappy
This may be funny at first but is actually pure discrimination from @BritishCycling
Don’t we want people from all sorts of backgrounds enjoying riding a bike? I’ve met the @pornpedallers and I couldn’t give a toss what else they ride... pun intended.
thetimes.co.uk/article/porn-…
If you're a cycling fan and you make it through the day without seeing someone riding a bike on rollers flipping a pancake then kudos to you my friend. #PancakeDay
My timeline currently:
Pimbo
Pimbo
Off the front at Pimbo all day (didn’t win)
Pimbo
Cold Pimbo
Grimbo
Was there a race today?
Classic season starts today - I wonder which Dutchman/Belgian will be the 'super happiest' this evening :) #superhappy #superhard #superfast
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LATEST;
Apparently, I've heard a whisper, I'm not sure, but I think - I think there may have been a bit of snow down south!
Why the fuck didn't somebody say?!
#uksnow
#KillMeNow
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Nope.
It’s fine.
Honestly.
I don’t need to see all your “Year in Sport” videos.
Thanks
#stravawankers
Christmas fast approaching and cycling social media friends means:
- Festive 500 bullshit
- Instagram best 9
- Photos cycling with Santa hats/ tinsel on bikes (hilarious)
- Christmas Day training tweets
- 2019 goals (don’t care)
- Mince pies at the cafe stop
Can. Not. Wait
Love how the British team pursuit women are wearing the European Champs kit #DontMindUs
