So apparently @Tesco just aren’t filling the fizzy bottles to the top anymore. Glad to see we’re all cutting corners for the cost of living crisis 👌🏼
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The only difference between me and #SarahEverard is sheer dumb fucking luck. #SheWasJustWalkingHome #EnoughIsEnough
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When you’ve had your 4th breakdown of the day and someone asks if you’re ok #imacelebrity #ImACeleb
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#HappyBirthdayTrump flooded with pics of what a real president looks like....I have one question for you @realDonaldTrump
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When your pre-journey eye test means you end up at a beauty spot, and it just happens to be your wife’s birthday! Positively serendipitous. #DominicCummnings
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I’m pretty livid that I just spent 7 weeks at home... and that that is now being wasted and sabotaged by cretins who can’t just stay in. Fuck you.
I started Tik Tok a week ago, made this video and some people watched it and thought it was funny, so thought I'd share it here too. Enjoy! 🤪 #TeachersCan
Just been told I've been using twitter for 10 years. Wow! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Hey Miss B, it's me! Thanks Jorrie for sending me this 🙈 and thanks for sharing my video, so glad it's brought a laugh for you all! 😊
Wow didn’t realise I hadn’t tweeted since March. Craaaaazy times here, whoops! #BeenQuiet #MyBad – at High Wycombe, England
Extremely disappointed in @newlook high waisted ripped leg with pattern shorts. £18, worn 2-3 times, washed ONCE and already falling apart. @NewLookHelp – at High Wycombe, England

















