@AlexEichenstein

finance reporter @theinformation | ben affleck aficionado | she/her

 New York
alexeichenstein.com
Joined August 2019
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both this depop message and the fact that i accepted her offer are recession indicators
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the impending recession has forced me to lay off my monkeys and sell my circus to private equity
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i'm literally always saying this
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@stunninbrina19 Sep 2025
🚨 Sabrina Carpenter confirms “Short n’ Sweet” and “Man’s Best Friend” are were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a physical streaming and the media began. Congratulations ❤️
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dear lord when i get to heaven please let me bring my labubu
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having a de blasio summer (publicly wishing ill on all of my enemies and prevailing)
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we're all allowed to steal from whole foods for the day to celebrate
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instagram please stop recommending that i follow the people whose profiles i check every waking hour of every single day
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file these shoes under the labubu x dubai chocolate x tate mcrae subdivision of industry plant
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just won a pulitzer for the story i tell myself in order to live
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spending my one wild and precious life weighing raw chicken on a scale for every meal
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i invented a healing that’s linear but sold the IP to a b2b saas company owned by blackrock
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why buy the cow when i can get the milk for free? because i want to be the proud owner of a beautiful cow. next question
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wait it’s….hard to accept the things i can't change? has anyone else come to this conclusion before
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woo!
Columbia Journalism School@columbiajourn17 Sep 2024
The Institute for Nonprofit News (@INN) named more than a dozen @Columbia Journalism School graduates as finalists for the INNY Awards. Tomorrow, these talented individuals will be celebrated for their contributions to nonprofit journalism: journalism.columbia.edu/news…
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just saw rfk jr.’s brain worm on raya
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i wish everyone was sweet and smart like me and not stupid n weird
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you have to tread lightly when telling someone their celeb doppelganger these days bc celebs are allowed to be normal looking and even ugly now
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my soulmate and i arent on speaking terms right now
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huge day for girls like me (earnestly believe they could easily pull jacob elordi)
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he’s not ghosting me. he’s just eaten too many of the plums that were in the icebox to text me back right now
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