@AlexDwalez

imagine a guy who loves his girlfriend okay great you’re here

 Illinois, USA
Joined December 2019
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  • Followers83
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We are living breathing little walkin’ trauma responses
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Mr. R2@MrFactoidsManOct 16
Replying to @Anlijuu
All 8 Flame Lords and Guzran
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idalia☥
@sadleftistOct 15
if you’re straight edge in wisconsin they will kill you
Terrible Maps
@TerribleMapsOct 14
The 50 hardest-drinking counties in the U.S.
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what a day
Greg Baldwin
@GregBaldwinIrohOct 12
Replying to @maineim15 @Pascaliitoo
@maineim15 @Pascaliitoo
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Eshmel bird somersault seems to always be the wrong answer in Fortune's Weave bird time Like if I were talking to a bird and it did a somersault, that would be the best response ever, this game has it all wrong
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jahmyr szn@PTS_SolaireeOct 10
Oh that's gore of my comfort character
Pokemon FansHub
@pokemon_fanssOct 10
Using every move in Pokémon Emerald simultaneously
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shelsy 🗝️🇻🇪@kh2yaoiOct 7
gay friend: hi im gay autistic friend: im autistic that one gay and autistic friend: you should check out kingdom hearts
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gay person: I'm gay autistic person: I'm autistic that one gay and autistic friend: You should really play Fire Emblem
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mike@nawalafunkOct 5
i love sundays
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ash@chihuahuabra1nOct 4
happy boyf day to my heart of hearts the loml
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Dozer🚜
@kvdozerOct 2
making my password ‘her’
Chris carroll@ihavediseaseOct 2
Please make sure your password is strong, unique, interesting, and brave
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60+ hours of gameplay and my first perfect level came from the Guzzler himself
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DA VINKI
@VorosTwinsOct 2
If you learn to separate da art from da artist, you get to hate on Ed Sheeran twice!
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The man just does not care. The rule is: You walk up to him, you get guzzled.
💜 Bene 💜 SHOP LIVE@BeneceaDrawsOct 2
I recruited the Guzzler. I understand now.
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Lex Maniac 🦌🎃@LexbianismOct 1
Legendary tier equipment
Archaeology & Art
@archaeologyartOct 1
Hat of a seal hunter, Alutiiq culture, Kodiak island 18th century.
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me: wow I'm having a really tough time with this map the unkillable guzran:
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the heart@Fredward3948576Sep 29
I was not beautiful when I needed to be beautiful #groceryshopping
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my wife is so hot i would attack people with Rocks for her
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chad@chasedbywaspsSep 27
after three buzzballz my neighbors mail is my mail
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Squiggles
@heisei_ramenSep 23
>someone finally actually makes a game for women >it makes a billion dollars
Pirat_Nation 🔴
@Pirat_NationSep 23
A tiny dressmaking game is suddenly taking over Steam. Dressmaker has hit a 96% positive rating and “Overwhelmingly Positive” reviews just one day after launch. Even more surprising, it has reportedly climbed to #9 among Steam’s global top sellers, beating bigger titles like Diablo 4 You run a small boutique, make clothes, serve customers, and even sabotage them if you want.
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suri@suricidalSep 22
gnocchi is so good it almost makes you believe there are italians in heaven
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