If every chick sat down when using a public toilet then we could all sit down. Hovering only leads to your piss on the seat. Stop it.
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Wtf Page?! I thought I was your favorite actress on television?!?!?! 🔪
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Hmm I only eat in public and it’s constant. With every step.
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Who wrote this for @RachelBros ? #MrsMaisel
.@RachelBros: "Working with @AlexBorstein is a dream. She makes me laugh every day." @MaiselTV #MaiselMonday
Who gives a shit? #namaste
🎤 dropped
.@SteveSchmidtSES: "If Barack Obama was the president of the United States, this would not have happened. We would have had competent professional people ... not the confederacy of dunces that we see running around the West Wing."
Happy Mother’s Day to the most fabulous bitch on this planet. And thank you.
Thank you for my attitude problem. Thank you for my appetite for life. Thank you for loving me even when I felt unloveable.
Nagyon szeretlek. ❤️❤️❤️#boldoganyáknapját #HappyMothersDay
My kid snuck a pic of me while I was watching TV so she could make this #mothersday e-card and I look like a fucking corpse. A happy corpse. 😂😂😂❤️
“Happy Mother Fucker Day!”
- Lois’ words when that horizontal head came out of her vertical vagina.
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To all the queens of pain out there who persist nevertheless.
@FamilyGuyonFOX #familyguy #familygal #mothersday2020
Ep. 5 of 15 minute Yoga Burst is available on IGTV now. Celebrate #vesak #thesak 🌚 #namaste
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how come every single time I find a dairy alternative that I actually like, some bad news comes out about it?
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