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Abuja, Nigeria
Joined January 2016
Pastor Jerry Eze cooked with that Church 👌🏾
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The ignorance in the replies ehn
Davido just landed in Kogi state 😅🛩️ ✨
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I first burst laugh as Einstein said “five.” Aintfuckingsteiiiin 😂😂😂
How old do you think your teacher is? 😭🤣🤣
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Your tweet definitely got to them.
Arewa we need to do better tbh. We can’t be soo irresponsible and blame “government” for everything! I’ve been trying to book a train ticket from Abuja to Kaduna (release time is 6:00am), I was on the platform since 5:50 and just when the ticket was released, it was showing…
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You just know a house without kids.
Bro ran down from the stairs like a flash…. You wan drive my Lamborghini keh😭💔
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I’m angry that Matlock has another season.
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Adeiza 🇳🇬 retweeted
Jungle Boy out on all platforms found.ee/jungleboy
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This!!! Reminded me of the day a woman totaled my passenger door. She was going to call her husband but mentioned he was in the war front. That, and her calmness saved her the cost of buying a benz door.
I ran into the car ahead of me today on my way to work. My energy was so low, the driver realised I wasn’t in for a fight. The moment he got out I apologised and offered my details so that we could get it over and done with. He called me this evening to tell me that …
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Adeiza 🇳🇬 retweeted
Moment @Dr_A_Mustapha was announced NBBF President
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Vice President Kashim Shettima is a dangerous wordsmith. I like him.
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This rain is not playing. Prolly angry it’s time is wrapping up.
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There’s a reason why the Presidency is always triggered whenever Atiku coughs. He, Atiku, knows how to be an opposition.
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Adeiza 🇳🇬 retweeted
That's a Big Fat lie. Surgery was funded by me!!!
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I want to tick this event off my bucket list badly. I keep postponing every year.
Cross River State Government has begun decorating the state capital with colourful lights ahead of 2026 Calabar carnival.
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Just finding out so many Nigerians don’t know what the Villa actually looks like, and it’s definitely not frame 1.
Frame 1: Presidential Aso Villa (NIGERIA) Frame 2: White House (USA) Levels ✌️👏🏾
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People go to her for marriage lessons ????
I told my husband no sex until he stopped leaving his dirty clothes on the floor. He laughed and said I was looking for excuses. That night I locked the door and slept alone. The next morning the clothes were still there. I cooked only my own food and didn’t pack his lunch. By the second night he washed everything and folded them. He came to the room and asked if we were good. I said the clothes were done but I was still tired of repeating myself. He didn’t argue. He has been putting them in the basket since then. I will let him back in after three nights.
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The kind of power supply I’ve been enjoying for the past three weeks is shocking. Is the improvement same in your area?
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Adeiza 🇳🇬 retweeted
How Ebira people turned up speaking fashion for #ItinochiRevolution 5.0 in Abuja. 🧵
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So, how come I know Azikiwe, Gowon, Abacha, even Ojukwu when neither I nor Bae U was born in their time? We just have a generation that does not read, and a country whose history is being dumped by the day.
50% of the Nigerian population was not yet born when Obasanjo was President. That’s 100 million people. Think hard about that. Yesterday, I said, and I quote: “And then OBJ gets a new audience (including many who didn't really know his presidency), and CMMA affirms itself (deservedly) as a show that can pull a former President. It's a special 'television' moment in Nigeria.” xitter.cf/toluogunlesi/status/21…
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