Alec “E Lee” Altmeyer

#rackattack AND #assattack on the same hoe

Gotta do a lap around the bar to make sure foid #1 isn’t here when foid #2 arrives

#foid #retard

300 follower 401k contribution % #dox

Bruh I just got offered a free suite ticket to the bulls game but I already made plans for a hinge date🤮

How long have yalls grated Parmesan cheese bottle been in your fridge? Just realized they put an expiration date on that. #lank

Can’t wait to see 10 thousand dudes dress up as Mike Ditka this weekend in Chicago! Shit is the male version of girls going as the Lorax

We are in a #gayson epidemic. I expect the weather to die down after halloween

To my IU burners 🫟 #drenchgang

Can I be a part of #drenchgang ?

Was on FaceTime with this hoe I have zero interest in talking to for 3 hours. Thing is, she’ll fly up here and suck my dick with a snap of the fingers. Feel like I should cut it off before she gets too invested

Ex wife hasn’t replied 👎 Chud ass Roomate didn’t help clean shit👎 Brand new Skyline Chili shirt got bled on in the wash 👎 I should kill myself

#chud ass roomate watched me clean the entire apartment and didn’t say or do a single thing #fuckyou

Just texted my ex wife from 3 years ago. Throwing my phone across the room and cleaning the entire apartment. #scared

What’s it like trying to hide your burner from your girlfriend? Sounds kinda fun #lank

Widebody srt hellcat

My culture is my Halloween costume #expand

I told the beev I wouldn’t buy the JC French Onward Reserve NIL tee after the Arizona game but I stg I will if we beat Utah

Just tried whey protein powder with water. Idk how you niggas drink that without milk