Former Liverpool and Scotland. MOTD pundit. Scar on forehead from bear fight. Defensive analyser extrodinare. You'll never win anything with kids. Parody.
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That last one said "2 Als are better than 1" way too many times...bed time for Hansen, Shearer still ploughing through em
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Glad I my pink shirt came back from hotel laundry. Shearer's sporting the light blue with dark blue pits. Scorching in this studio!
Pleased to announce I will be Scotland's new defensive coach under Strachan. We might not win many but we will not be conceding...
Atrocious defending from the dragon and George has slayed him with consummate ease. Absolutely unbelievable.
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Fuck me I'm a ghoulish figure without my #MOTD makeup, got up for a slash, caught myself in the mirror & ended up shitting all over the cat!
He may be a cunt but Robbie Savage smells like a ripe peach falling on freshly cut grass, unbelievable.
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Wish I could run my fingers through Mancini's hair. My hot breath on the back of his neck would ease some of that tension.
Just caught Lawro & Shearer at Starbucks together, no invite for me? They can forget about comin to the Avon demonstrations at mine tonight!
Alan Hansen retweeted
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Did watch Scotland v Brazil though. That Neymar kid said Scots were racist. No son, we were pointing and laughing at your hair you bellend
People often ask what I get up to during the international break? It varies between 21 hour porn marathons and watching the Taggart re-runs
Well what was my rant on MOTD for now. How the fuck has Rooney got away with that elbow #MUFC