Scientist, writer, and a bit of a messer. He/him. PRE-order THE BLOOD OF GOD here!

Ireland
Joined May 2009
With the trilogy concluding on 28th of June, there's no better time than now to pick up THE THRALLS OF FATE: IN THE SHADOW OF SIN BOOK ONE for just 99c! That's the same price as a... well, not many things cost 99c these days. But this does! amzn.eu/d/5R4Js42
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Here, the party fight Strahd von Zarovich, the villain of the 1983 D&D module Ravenloft. However, this scene also mentions the Abbey of St Markovia and the city of Vallaki, which weren't added until the 2016 remake of Ravenloft I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.
Duffer Brothers confirm the last scene ever filmed for Stranger Things was the finale’s D&D scene.
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Of all the AI generated videos, this bothers me the most. The most appealing part about Fail Complications of the 2000s was knowing someone got hurt.
Sora 2 Fail Compilation Prompt : A series of raw, grainy CCTV clips stitched together like a fail compilation. Each feed has a timestamp flickering in the corner, wide fisheye distortion, and washed-out colors. In one scene, a man carrying a stack of boxes in a convenience store slips on a wet floor, scattering items across the aisle as startled customers react. Another clip shows a car misjudging a tight parking space, scraping a pillar in a dim garage under buzzing fluorescent lights. A third feed captures a person in an office stumbling over a chair, papers flying everywhere as coworkers laugh in the background. The footage has low frame rate, static interference, and compression artifacts, authentically mimicking real CCTV recordings. The audio is muffled and distorted, with echoes of startled shouts, clattering objects, and faint background hum. The palette is muted greys, pale greens, and cold fluorescents, emphasizing the raw, unpolished surveillance feel, shot in cinematic style. you can adjust the scene part as you want. have fun🔥
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Alan Harrison (Parody Account) retweeted
regardless of what happens to the tarrifs, they're doomed from the start bc the average conservative holds all three of these positions at once: — virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — against increasing the minimum wage — buys foreign imports because they're cheap
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It's Game of Thrones and it's not really an argument. This show was a cultural juggernaut, every week the whole internet watched together, it was endlessly quoted, children were named after the characters, and no one brings it up anymore because the last season was so awful.
What TV Show had the worst ending?
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Alan Harrison (Parody Account) retweeted
It's a shame there aren't any consequences for people like this who spent the best part of 2 decades injecting climate denialism into popular media
It looks like this year’s harvest will be catastrophic. That should be a worry for anyone who eats food. If a disaster on this scale had befallen any other industry, there would be a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth.
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Alan Harrison (Parody Account) retweeted
It is impossible to overstate how much you should not do this
Damn, I wasn't ready for how this would feel. We didn't have a camcorder, so there's no video of me with my mom. I dropped one of my favorite photos of us in midjourney as 'starting frame for an AI video' and wow... This is how she hugged me. I've rewatched it 50 times.
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Alan Harrison (Parody Account) retweeted
When we were little my Mam had a recording on VHS of Goodfellas but instead she labelled it "Goodfellows" 🤣
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always think about this clip whenever there's a bunch of AI stuff on my feed
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Alan Harrison (Parody Account) retweeted
co-founder of studio ghibli, hayao miyazaki’s reaction to AI generated art btw
Nobody asked for Bollywood movie scenes in Ghibli style — but here they are.
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Real feminism is that time my poker friends referred to David Mitchell as "Victoria Coren's husband."
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Alan Harrison (Parody Account) retweeted
i can’t stop thinking about this video. 15 years ago this routine would get you called gay (or “metrosexual”) but is now considered peak alpha male behavior. something weird has shifted
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Alan Harrison (Parody Account) retweeted
Garron Noone being championed by every far-right clown in Ireland. I'll go through what he said in order to go way, way up in the estimation of bigots. Also some factual counterpoints to his views, which in my opinion could charitably be described as "ignorant shite." /1
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Alan Harrison (Parody Account) retweeted
Devastated to learn that Garron Noone, the guy who makes videos screaming about what he gets on his chicken fillet roll, has questionable politics. Next you'll be telling me the Two Johnnies aren't Marxist-Lenninists
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These really feel less like challenges, and more like a rich guy paying to torture poor people.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The image in this post is edited, MrBeast’s original post is still up and does not include “a boy in a basement”. The rest of it is real. Source: x.com/mrbeast/status…
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Alan Harrison (Parody Account) retweeted
Reasons to be a fox 🦊: Foxes are legally allowed to go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Reminds me of a time a friend brought his guitar into school for a rehearsal. Had it in a bag at the back of the class before he needed it. When he went to get it, some other kid said, "Yeah, don't forget your banjo!" As if calling it a banjo was supposed to... be an insult?
People who say "he forgot it's a bass" like it's some kind of an inferior instrument piss me off so bad
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It's insane that anyone can view this as anything other than the persecution of an oppressed group of people. This is fascism to its core, but too many people have succumbed to the moral panic of transphobia to realize that they're supporting it.
Hunter Schafer reveals that her new passport now lists her sex as male instead of female, following Trump’s instatement: “I’m not making this post to fear-monger, or to create drama, or receive consolation, I don’t need it. But I do think it’s worth posting to sort of note the reality of the situation and that it’s happening. I was shocked. I just didn’t think it was actually going to happen. I want to acknowledge my privilege, not only as a celebrity transwoman who is white […] I pass, and it still happened. […] No one, no matter how wealthy or white or pretty or whatever is excluded. […] I don’t give a f**k that they put an ‘M’ on my passport. It doesn’t change really anything about me or my transness, however, it does make life a little harder. I’m pretty sure it’s gonna come along with having to out myself to border patrol agents […] much more often than I would like to or is really necessary. And thinking about other trans women or other trans people who this might be happening to.”
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This is wonderful
Steven Spielberg watching the camera set-up during Bad Bunny’s performance at the #SNL50 concert last night.
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Alan Harrison (Parody Account) retweeted
Incredibly powerful photo by Wahaj Bani Moufleh. The expression on the man's face. One little kid only has one shoe. A baby's bottle in the woman's bag. The face on the little girl following. Armed Israeli soldiers stalking the family - one looks to be pointing a gun at them.
In the West Bank, homes are being emptied and turned into military outposts and sniper positions. This brutal Israeli attack has - killed 29 Palestinians - wounded dozens - detained many - demolished homes - forced entire families out of their homes Israel's war crimes in Gaza are being repeated in flagrant violation of international law without any repercussions. english.wafa.ps/Pages/Detail…
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