@AlanAlanAlan26

A parody of a mostly uninteresting person. likes things and stuff.

 cambridge UK.
Joined September 2012
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Keith Mandemant retweeted
Adam 🎗️@xMaccabixOct 19
Replying to @BradfemlyWalsh
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I think this may be the best AI slop I've seen posted on Facebook yet. I don't know where to start on this
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Can you come to the UK? Data coverage here sucks arse.
SpaceX
@SpaceXOct 8
We announced an agreement to acquire a nationwide low-band spectrum license portfolio that will pave the way for @Starlink to become a major mobile carrier in the US. With this new spectrum and our Gen2 constellation, Starlink Mobile can ensure Americans have access to high-speed mobile broadband no matter where they are → spacex.com/updates#starlink-…
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He did make exceedingly good biryani
Skipster
@FarRightSkipOct 2
Surprised to discover Rudyard Kipling is an Indian. You live and learn.
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Looks like Peterborough is about to get a new open air urinal and dog exercise area bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwj3…

New scaled-down plans for Muslim cemetery near Peterborough

The revised proposal depicts a burial ground on 1.73 hectares (4.32 acres) of land in Sutton.

bbc.co.uk
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Keith Mandemant retweeted
Quite Interesting
@qikipediaSep 28
The ‘h’ in ‘ghost‘ shouldn’t really be there. Flemish typesetters who set up the printing press put an ‘h’ in several ‘g’ words - such as goose, goat and girl, because that was how the Flemish word was spelled. For some reason, the ‘h’ in ghost stuck around.
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Visiting a rather nice dam in the peak district.
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Even the red arrows don't want to go to Peterborough
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I went for a walk in the countryside, listened to the birdsong, looked at the trees and flowers in the late summer sunshine. Later, I'll be enjoying a curry with the woman I love. Bliss.
Andrew Tate
@CobratateAug 22
1000 pushups, 300 squats, hours of Aikido, finished the history of Stone Wall Jackson (G), written 45 letters and now I’m beginning to write my book. How much work did you do today? Don’t be outperformed by a man in a prison cell.
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Feeling a little rebellious, so I've just washed my car. With a hosepipe.
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Keith Mandemant retweeted
Ian Taylor 🇺🇦@_IanTaylorAug 21
Replying to @Hush_Kit
It’s an old and obvious joke, but…
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Keith Mandemant retweeted
☠️ Matt 👾@Mattisamazing33Aug 18
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I thought they all went home again?
Bruno Topola
@BrunoTopolaAug 15
🇪🇸 Ceuta. W zaledwie 2 tygodnie afrykańscy imigranci zmienili hiszpańskie miasto w afrykańskie slumsy. Szałasy z patyków i kartonu. Wszędzie śmieci i ludzkie odchody. Nieopisany smród. Służby sanitarne ogłosiły kryzys sanitarny: świerzb, gruźlica, cholera, odra, zakaźna biegunka, liszajec zakaźny skóry. Już ponad 10 kobiet zgwałconych, wliczając 10-letnią dziewczynkę. Hiszpanie nie wychodzą z domów. Premier Hiszpanii Sánchez nurkuje z żoną na wyspie Lanzarote. Na wakacjach. #MasowaMigracja #migration
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There was a Ferrari Daytona in Tesco carpark earlier today.
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I thought this banger of a tweet would do better numbers. Bloody Elon Musk and his algorithm.
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These phone alerts are spreading like wildfire
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Must think we are idiots. Scrapyards have been recycling cars for decades, and EU legislation has made cars increasingly complex and difficult to repair.
EU Environment
@EU_ENVAug 13
🚗 New rules for a more circular and resilient EU automotive industry enter into force today! The End-of-Life Vehicles (ELV) Regulation will: ✅ improve resource efficiency ✅ increase the recovery and reuse of valuable materials Learn more 👉 link.europa.eu/Yfvhjk
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I want this, but with a manual gearbox
Tyler@YounieTylerAug 12
Replying to @LhommeDesole @SpeedSportLife
Do people really want this? Lol
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Photos you can smell
Michael@UsyksGlueStickAug 9
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What a lovely day for a walk.
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