@AlKempkey

I'm scared of balloons & the dark. I love RPG's, LoL, Jack Russells & coffee. Mom to sweet Hazel. Texas Realtor.

 Houston, TX
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Joined December 2014
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My new favorite show is my 5 year old absolutely butchering song lyrics. #savagelove according to her: Sad bitch lord, Handsome buddy, Handsome buddy, Backyard farts. #butcheredlyrics
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New obsession in our house- my five year old and the show @NailedIt Hazel wants to be @nicolebyer for Halloween and she has started practicing to be on the show.
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Robert Reich
@RBReich22 Sep 2021
In the 20 years since 9/11, the United States spent $8,000,000,000,000+ on war. Can you imagine if we had instead invested those funds in climate, health care, and education?
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Pterofin, Inc.@Pterofin16 Sep 2021
Pterofin is excited to announce that we will be testing our unique oscillating fins in a water flume managed by the Applied Research Laboratory at Penn State. #hydroelectric
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Gotta give it to @Safeway for these super appetizing photos….
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N@North002 Jul 2021
Do you want a Maelstrom? Cause this is how you get a Maelstrom.
c1tr1c  🇺🇦@c1tr1c2 Jul 2021
Replying to @EoinHiggins_
Another one 😭
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You get one guess. My five year old drew it. What is it?
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In 2001 I bought these flip flops at @VANS_66 in Beaverton OR. Today, 20 years and three states later, they’ve moved on to the flip flop afterlife. Thank you for making such a solid flip flop. RIP.
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#MortalKombat so good. Sooooo goooood. I’m 10 again playing all day tournaments against my brother. My hands and feet wiggled the whole movie.
Omg @Dabe look at this picture that popped up on my iPhone memories.
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.@GovAbbott @TexasDSHS these pics represent underutilized capacity because you are diverting vaccine from Dallas County residents. Thousands a day could be vaccinated from the over 660k on the @DCHHS list if you would send the vaccine.
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A few takeaways from this weeks #TexasFreeze 1. Memory foam mattresses freeze solid. 2. The number of people who believe solar power requires heat is staggering. 3. Rainwater capture saved us. 4. Home built solar array & battery bank saved us. #TexasStrong #HoustonStrong
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Important note about memory foam mattresses- they freeze. #TexasFreeze #texaswinterstorm #TexasPowerGrid #texaspoweroutage #Texas #TexasBlackout
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Used every container we could find to capture rainwater. We have filtered it, now we carbon filter it and boil it. No water since Friday night and no power. #thanksabbott #TexasFreeze #TexasBlackout #Texas #Houston #texaspoweroutage
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6 blankets on the bed, tank top, long sleeve thermal, tight hoodie, loose hoodie, giant pullover, socks, socks, leggings, leggings, sweatpants, fleece hat. Time for bed in Texas. #TexasFreeze #TexasBlackout #Texas #texaswinterstorm #Houston #houstonfreeze #houstonpoweroutage
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My primary rainwater filtration 😂 We follow that up with a carbon filter then boil it. Using old baking sheets for radiant heat. No water since Friday, no power since yesterday. #houston #TexasBlackout #texaspoweroutage #texaswinterstorm #TexasFreeze #Texas
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My primary rainwater filtration 😂 We follow that up with a carbon filter then boil it. Using old baking sheets for radiant heat. No water since Friday, no power since yesterday. #houston #TexasBlackout #texaspoweroutage #texaswinterstorm #TexasFreeze #Texas
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Dan Price
@DanPriceSeattle16 Feb 2021
If you make minimum wage and work full-time, you qualify for food stamps. Who pays for food stamps? You do. Stop asking if the price of goods will go up if the minimum wage grows, and start asking why you're subsidizing businesses to pay poverty wages.
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