Akron Parody account department
Akron, OH
Joined February 2023
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Akron Police Depotartment retweeted
Good morning Akron. 1/
Akron Police civilian oversight board. APD auditor Phil Young said alot of quiet parts out loud on public record. Everything illegal we have been screaming about for yrs.
APD gang has been surveilling our social medias for "drugs, guns and prostitution" 馃憖
We're hiring! If you're passionate about making a difference in your communities, if you crave the feeling of being respected- even feared, and if you can meet the requirements of the job, we want to hear from you!!!
It's our national night out against crime, we'll be posted up around the city with games and fun! Don't do crimes elsewhere, we're gonna be busy hanging out with people!
ICE has been seen loading prisoners into cargo planes. The flights go out into the ocean, turn off tracking, turn around, and come back. A total of 30 zip tied bodies have washed ashore in other countries. The same tactic was used in Argentina (and the US) to remove dissenters.
Come out for coffee with a cop April 2nd! Enjoy time with our officers, and a free coffee or vanilla* cone!
*To avoid scaring our officers, no chocolate will be served, and Swirl is under heavy suspicion as well- vanilla only pls
**so long as the ice cream machine isn't down
Akron Police Depotartment retweeted
Weird. Heads up NE Ohio.
Air Quality advisory starts @ midnight
Remember folks: Deck the halls and not your families this year.
You can leave that part to us, when we respond with a reasonable and normal amount of force, as always
Happy holidays, Akron.
Please dont dress up in your costume and brandish a weapon, and make us chase you. We will not ask you nicely to stop, we will just shoot you.
hear us out: crab rangoon but instead of the usual red sweet and sour sauce they come with, crab rangoons are served with Mcdonalds' sweet and sour nugget sauce instead
Akron, you da bomb!
Seriously though, plan for delays and allow extra time for detours for your commute. We don't need any explosive road rage incidents, or blow-ups about the travel times.
We want to ask our Akron gays to post pics and @ us when they spot our Pride Inspired Glitter (P.I.G.) cruisers and Pride SWAT BEARCAT, which we have re-branded as simply "BEAR" in honor of the month of June. And we ask the LGBTQIA+ Community: How can we celebrate with you?
These Pride Inspired Glitter (P.I.G) cars help us protect and serve our community, and to serve Looks. They have glitter paint, and rainbow flags and light bars! Instead of sirens, they blare Chappell Roan, Todrick, and Gaga. #akronpride #akronpolice #copsatpride #LGBT