Montgomery, AL
Joined September 2011
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How did Michael Scott get married to Holly without even inviting everyone from the Office... ? #TheOffice
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High school teachers: your essay must be 7 FULL pages, NOT counting the works cited page, or it’s an automatic failure
College professors: if you make me read more than 3 pages I will shoot you
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*knock knock*
"Hey you over that really mean thing I did 5 minutes ago or nah?"
#TheBachelor
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"I can only imagine what #TheBachelor Nation is going through at home right now."
Chris Harrison acts like we just lost our entire family in a car wreck.
All we did was watch people we don't know fall in love and some get their hearts broken. #TheBachelorFinale
Connect with 3LAU to pre-save 'Ultraviolet' to your Spotify library when it's available! 2spotify.co/get-ultraviolet
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I'll be in class like "got 30 minutes left. that's two fifteen minute halves. just gotta get through 10 minutes, 3 times."
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Top notch free throw distraction xitter.cf/CauseWereGuys/status/6…
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*driving with my mom in the car*
Me: *goes 1 mph over the speed limit*
My mom: xitter.cf/FreddyAmazin/status/86…
