Professional son & unofficial tech support and marketing guy at @ElegantGalaxyIN. Studying at IIT Patna in my free time.
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Joined November 2025
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Dear Prime Minister Ambani,
Please accept my humble apologies for not realizing that you are the real boss of India.
Naturally, you would prefer to maintain your monopolistic exploitation of the great people of India, but would you nonetheless consider allowing Starlink to compete?
There are many areas of India, as there are in all countries, with no Internet access, which denies children the opportunity for education and for small businesses the opportunity to sell their goods to a global market. Starlink would change their lives for the better.
Thank you 🙏
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Dear Prime Minister Ambani,
Please accept my humble apologies for not realizing that you are the real boss of India.
Naturally, you would prefer to maintain your monopolistic exploitation of the great people of India, but would you nonetheless consider allowing Starlink to compete?
There are many areas of India, as there are in all countries, with no Internet access, which denies children the opportunity for education and for small businesses the opportunity to sell their goods to a global market. Starlink would change their lives for the better.
Thank you 🙏
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I hired my first marketing guy
His name is vedant savdekar
I’d rather train him as per our usecase than pay a marketing agency
Back in the day when i was really heavy on reddit during my moderator time, i had a network of 30 people (friends) who were ready to upvote a reddit post anytime i sent it
Just because i work in tech or coffee
Doesn’t mean i don’t know jack shit about marketing, people make it look so difficult
Hiring employees is a better choice than hiring an agency
Peace, I started gray cup last year
Bootstrapped and we currently do 100 orders every month(bulk and retail both included)
Without any ads
Without any artificial posts on reddit or insta yet
I don’t believe in ads either way
I don’t really post much on my twitter about my product because this is my safe space and i don’t think i should market my product all day in here
I think shoving down someone’s throat is not the right thing
Will be opening a coffee roastery in chandigarh soon
Got a lot of plans and I’m just not great at larping but atleast revenue is pretty fine right now (won’t talk about my profits rn)
Well this is the case for a bootstrapped business + i have spent all my life learning random things
Exploiting random things for fun and now i manage i don’t know how many things everyday
Also weightlifting 4 times a week :D
Back in the day, I remember doing a lot of things at once and from here the growth will be incremental
As humans are really good at grasping by the age of 30 and then its stagnant or they are afraid of change
Enough words, good night
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i think i accidentally made the best website for finding linux rices with filters for almost everything
visit dotfiles.lol :)
Tried this ching's soup, hands down the most fake ingredient flooded cheap ass soup to ever enter my mouth
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lowkey building VibedSEO
would you use a tool that analyzes your entire codebase and:
→ optimizes your site for search engines
→ improves GEO / AI search visibility
→ tells you exactly what to fix
(checklist of 70 things)
you get access to a Discord community where I’ll teach Reddit marketing
I’ve moderated a bunch of reddit communities
currently just r/AskProgrammers
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me and my friend(@krishnassh)
started the first vibe coded religion called hippopotamism
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Got any oomfs from Chandigarh or Panchkula?
Moving there for 2 years after January and need some friends
@kgs_live you have such a misogynistic, patriarchal, sexist and depressing teacher passing comments about women of our country and society in your faculty. I wonder how it has never come across you. My ears bleed listening to his comments about women of my country. Take action :)
Also for context, look at your SSC CGL batch's biology lecture 2. Happy to provide timestamps if you ask. @kgs_live
Hope they don't fuck my return these unreliable pubic noodle hair fuck sons of bitches can't even deliver my documents to one of the biggest colleges of India. Shit show shit support
@delhivery 🖕🏻
Where do I look for a job?
I've got time until college takes it's pace and I'm looking to get some real job experience until then. Mostly about marketing, development and brand presence.
My preference is real estate or eCommerce stores.
Let me know what you think I should do.
Someone writes the script, someone funds the stage, someone performs the outrage, and someone else becomes the fool. The target? Still standing.
Good PR stunt by opposition and CJP to use the students of India to make headlines and barge into this country's politics.
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also which reminds me of how i had a conversation with one vc related to this
dude was lowkey non chalant with the shittiest internet possible
like dude just don't call, if you can't respect a kid's time
most people just consider me a child because the way i'm vocal about my thoughts
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I was promised a flat rate on every netbanking transaction for b2b orders
but now she mentioned that we charge 1.4% and 1.6%
dude that's super expensive and isn't that your standard rate for every single customer
why was i made to pay 60k inr upfront for this feature which i didn't even receive