If I had a dollar for every time someone said I was Igbo after I told them Iβm from Akwa Ibom, I for don retire by now. This is what happens when you teach β3 major tribesβ in schools from primary level
Sometimes my coworkers take jabs at private universities and/or the university I attended in particular, expecting to get a reaction out of me. Lmao, make I defend that institution ke? Wetin concern me
Omo note to self: never wear your nysc uniform to passport office π these officers made me salute them in the midst of everybody
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After 2 long months of hardworkπ© this is a map of Houston designed by my team and our focus was on the impact of Arts and Cultureβ¨
It was an exhibition titled βDesigning Possible Futuresβ. There were 6 teams in total and the 6 maps focused on various topics regarding Houstonπ₯
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Congratulations to the lucky African country who will be announced today as the winner!
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This orphanage in my area is always being disturbed by Agberos.
Whenever good samaritans bring foodstuffs and provision for them, these boys will camp outside the gate to demand for their share, sometimes it turns into huge fight.
Theyβve even threatened to kidnap the kids on one occasion if they donβt give them their βsettlementβ.
This evening they hijacked a carton of noodles that was brought for the kids.
Bunch of lowlives who are supposed to go out and work.
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If I join una for this tribal hoolabaloo make I die, from state 1 to state 36 including the fct all of una de fucking stupid
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When they call Nigerians scammers, itβs not because every Nigerian is a scammer but because of how majority of the population normalize fraud and theft.
Yahoo came and parents were applauding their kids and calling them smart
Market women will trim the measuring rubber they are using to sell and if you complain, you will hear things like βna so he be for everywhereβ
You will your someone your wig to revamp and the grams will not be same anymore. Get them arrested and you will hear βfor that small thing?β
The other day, my mutual Oge posted that someone she gave her WiFi password for free was selling it to others and someone in the comment section said the girl is smart
Fraud is widely accepted in this country and the people who speak up are seen as doing too much or not smart enough. Yet, we pray for a better country daily π€¦πΎββοΈ
Iβm at this salon weaving my hair.
When I came in, they said my hair was too short and I needed kinky extension. I agreed, but told the stylist I couldnβt buy a full pack. She brought out a pack, cut out one bundle and sold it to me for β¦1,500.
Halfway through my hair, someone came to buy kinky. The stylist brought out the SAME pack she had cut from, sold the remaining part to the woman at the same price she would have sold the full pack if I hadnβt bought from it.
I asked her why she did that.
She looked at me and said, βShe wonβt know.β
I wanted to react, but every woman in the salon was like, βItβs normal.β
Normal ke?
Anyway, Iβm never making my hair here again. If this is how you people run your salon, I donβt want to know what else is βnormalβ here.
