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Ames, IA
Joined June 2011
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Every team to win a primetime game despite throwing 4+ interceptions and having fewer than 75 rushing yards: The #Bears tonight vs the #Buccaneers and the #Bears on Monday Night Football in 2006 against the Cardinals… #DaBears
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you could go to warped tour for $20-30 you could see your fave bands play and go meet them at their tent for $0 after. sometimes you’d just run into them walking around you went home with bags of free stickers, pins, and other misc goodies. but also merch was rarely over $30
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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One small issue though, the Big Beautiful Bill takes effect in January that’s going to fuck a lot of people & like clockwork, people will forget it was passed by Republicans.
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The Seahawks hadn't lost by more than 4 points in their last 30 games going back to 2024. That's one of the most impressive wins of the season. The Bears belong in any conversation about who the best team in the NFL is right now.
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Caleb Williams is the first QB to throw for over 200 yards against Seattle this year and he did it with roughly 9:30 left in the 3rd quarter.
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RT @NFLMemes: Bears fans watching their football team with Jeffrey Simmons
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Best Halloween uniform matchup ever
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(Three 6 Mafia voice) Sippin’ on some Squidward
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Been waiting 3 years for this shit
Jeffery Simmons to chicago noti gonna hit like crack on a nice spring day
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College football is a place where a baby riding a bronze pig makes perfect sense and will likely be a deeply meaningful family photo for decades to come
Hang it in the louvre 🐖
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🚨 Only two quarterbacks EVER have started a season 6-0 with 15+ total touchdowns and 2 or fewer turnovers: Tom Brady (2015) Brock Purdy (2026)
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The Pop Tarts Bowl. I wanna watch The Pop Tarts Bowl.
What would you rather watch, the Pop Tarts Bowl or the same matchup in an early-round CFP game with a natty at stake. Bravo, CFP.
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One of the worst trends of the 21st century America is the gradual bleaching of color from public spaces.
Went to my hometown movie theater, look how they massacred my boy 2 before pics from yelp vs now
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The greatest instance of this yet
BlackRock CEO Larry Fink says America has lost the bedrock of America, as there is no "longstanding career" anymore.
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Brock Purdy is now at 1,495 pass attempts in his NFL career. On his 5th throw next Monday night, he will officially qualify for these all-time ranks among QBs: #1 in passer rating (105.4) #1 in yards/att (8.6) #1 in adj net yards/att (8.0) And #1 in many other advanced stats sfstandard.com/2026/10/08/br…
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After you spend $150 to be told "Come back if it gets worse" a few times, you just stop going.
What stage of capitalism is this?
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After leading a game-winning drive to get the 49ers to 5-0, Brock Purdy is now the favorite to win NFL MVP according to DraftKings at +280 💪 It's the first time all season that Josh Allen has not been the favorite!
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Never seen anything like itigami. Per our model, the odds of 2 QBs on the same team matching a shared QB's stat lines in the same game (and at these exact numbers relative to the probability of the set as a whole) is roughly 1 in 416.7 million.
beautiful things happened in the bears game today
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DUDE
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