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My neighbour’s 7 year old daughter comes to my house almost every weekend to finish my snacks but I enjoy the company
Once she comes, she commands that I put Moana or Frozen for her on the Tv & I obey then she sits on my couch (doesn’t say a word) watches tv until she leaves…
There’s this very beautiful, tall, endowed girl in my area that I approached. I thought she’d give me a hard time when I summoned courage to talk to her
To my surprise she was so easy and friendly, I was shocked. Normally fine girls like shakara but Uchechi was different…
She opened her mouth to speak, but I wasn’t done
“No wonder you’re single. Even the dead are more present in your life than the living!”
I unlocked the door for her.
She stepped out, looking at me in disbelief, and I drove off…
I went to visit one of my uncles that have been inviting me to come see him for months now
Ordinarily I don’t like visiting relatives. I just like to keep to my space but this man since he found out I also live in Lagos has been asking me to come & know his place & my cousins…
I quickly packed my bucket of chicken, the bottle groundnut and the bananas, put them inside my bag and walked out to the house
I jumped bike as soon as I stepped out and left that place.
10 mins later I had missed over 40 calls from my uncle…