@Aimshala
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Joined February 2023
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Majestic Ed retweeted
Ive never felt such rage before as knowing that an entire country's economy was being propped up by exploting mine
Majestic Ed retweeted
just overheard some kids fighting and one of them went "I'm going to call you a word I'm not allowed to say" and called him the r slur. the other kid went "ehhh I would say you're allowed to reclaim that one buddy"
Majestic Ed retweeted
>the Chinese make draco malfoy the mascot for the year of the horse
>malfoid is first posted on tom felton's birthday
>heart shaped nebula near the Draco constellation
Oh my god Malfoid is a cosmic force
Majestic Ed retweeted
they should add a Not For You tab. i wanna see what the algorithm thinks i’d hate
Majestic Ed retweeted
Reminds me of that joke about how a physicist dies and goes to Heaven, upon which he asks God why He made the speed of light as arbitrary as 186,282 miles per second.
“What do you mean?” God replies. “The speed of light is 1.”
Majestic Ed retweeted
The idea of her only controlling Banner and then Hulk just coming into his mind after years of doing jack shit since Infinity War like "alright little nigga, MOVE" is so funny to me
Majestic Ed retweeted
More evidence that the global left is just an American export. They don’t even have vestiges of their own leftist traditions anymore. It’s all been subsumed by left-liberal American race communism.
Majestic Ed retweeted
>Shit hit the fan
Majestic Ed retweeted
The whole world was like Disney Land for boomers. They could sniff shrooms or whatever and backpack thru the Middle East without a care in the world. Last year a transsexual came into my middle school & started blowing off my classmates heads with a shotgun. Now I have PTSD.
not only is this demeaning to every single other green lantern but also what the fuck has john stewart done in this entire show to ever be considered a hero
Majestic Ed retweeted
The Dursleys constantly rant about “magic” while Harry is growing up, so young Harry assumes they mean street and stage magicians.
He becomes obsessed with learning sleight of hand and gets surprisingly good at it before Hogwarts.
Harry: Is this your card?
Snape: Yes, it is. How did you do that, Potter?
Harry: A magician never reveals his secrets.
Snape stares at Harry
Snape: Potter, you are literally in a school of magic. Revealing magic’s secrets is all we do here.
Pause
Snape: And 10 points from Gryffindor for your cheek.
Majestic Ed retweeted
“Well, Miss Malfoy, I could dock Slytherin a few points for what you called Miss Granger OR you could do twenty push ups. Yes, while Potter is watching. What of it?”
Competent Lockhart
Majestic Ed retweeted
Start the clock for the "We didn't play the game, we wanted to come in with a totally fresh perspective" interview.
Majestic Ed retweeted
I wonder if anyone's checked on how the troons on Bluesky have been handling Yunayu unbending the knee so hard she now ONLY does Malfoid
Majestic Ed retweeted
Lmao watched a compilation on YouTube and there's a grand total of four minutes of total construct screentime in the entire show
With literally zero in episodes 6-8 lol
Terminal levels of Surf Dracula not surfing
