I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A SECRET... OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
MADONNA IS SO DESPERATE TO HAVE THE HEADLINE "HER CATALOG IS UP 7,000% WITH THE RELEASE OF CONFESSIONS II" THAT SHE'S SELLING HER HIGHLY UNSOLD 'BEDTIME STORIES - THE UNWANTED CHAPTER' AT 60% OFF FOR $12.11 ๐