@AgreeableGreg

Purveyor of PickUp Lines & Dad Jokes. AR Lens Creator | Entrepreneur | Music. Follow me to change your life and save the world.

Joined April 2016
My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 
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Why aren’t mice doing this anymore?
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Why aren’t mice doing this anymore?
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Lord PLEASE take all this gas from my stomach and put it in my car
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A 12 year old boy walks into my office having already seen a psychiatrist, an allergist, a lung doctor, maybe a GI doctor. Seven different drugs by age 12. Kicked out of kindergarten for being disruptive. Diagnosed with ADHD and put on stimulant medication for years. Nobody connected the dots. He also had asthma, headaches, stomachaches, insomnia. Each doctor treated their one piece and ignored the rest. I did a full workup instead of writing another prescription. His gut microbiome was a mess. Leaky gut. Elevated gluten antibodies. Reacting to dairy. Fungal overgrowth. Low zinc, low magnesium, low B6, low folate, low omega 3s. Lead toxicity. He ate only processed food. Never a vegetable in his life. So we removed the gluten, dairy, sugar and processed food. Rebuilt his microbiome with probiotics. Treated the fungal overgrowth. Chelated the lead. Corrected the nutrient deficiencies with magnesium, zinc, fish oil. Two months later his mother brought him back. No more symptoms. No more meds. No more behavioral issues. And his handwriting went from illegible to perfect penmanship. Same kid, same brain, two months apart. That handwriting change is what made me write The UltraMind Solution. A brain that chaotic and disorganized became coherent and synchronized once we fixed what was happening in his body. The writing on the page was just a reflection of what was happening in his gut. ADHD is not a brain problem. It's a systemic problem that shows up in the brain. If your kid's brain isn't working right, don't just look north of the neck. Look at what's happening south of the border first.
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i be on peoples go fund me like damn who sent that $1,000
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mfs hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like bro u are the flock camera
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Damn it, my rooster wore a condom 😭
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Dudes are gonna buy the new foldable iphone just to get left on read on 2 different screens 😭😂
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I just got kicked out of a vietnamese restaurant they banh mi pho life
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Why does toothpaste fall off your brush so easily, but when it hits your sink it turns into some epoxy resin type crap that you can't wash down the drain? 😭😂
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My ex is in town again 😭
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David Thorne is one of the greatest comedians / trollers of our time.
I don’t know why I find this email chain so funny, but I do! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Keith Richards and Willie Nelson outliving Dolly Parton and Richard Simmons really has me questioning everything D.A.R.E. taught me.
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Wow we officially lived long enough to see Tupac’s murder get solved. End of an era.
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Wow we officially lived long enough to see Tupac’s murder get solved. End of an era.
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We got a Tupac murder conviction before GTA6
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Your boyfriend looks like he asks Autozone to change his wiper blades.
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Bruh TF.
Doctors declare his son “brain dead.” They move to harvest his organs. Father storms the hospital with a gun. Son survives. Father goes to prison. Brain death is a scam. They want your organs.
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Agreeable Greg retweeted
Dolly visited me today and I'm literally shaking
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Dolly visited me today and I'm literally shaking
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