Cap-I-Ton Petty Let The Jokes Fly Cause I Got My Cape On Standby

Ohio, USA
Joined August 2011
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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The Fairfield Police Department responded to a buyer and seller dispute over the sale of a vehicle in Fairfield, Connecticut that ended up in a brawl with the police. My question is why anyone would buy a 30 year old car for $5,500.
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“between $1,200 and $1,800”
Xbox is reportedly planning for their next console to release in late 2028. Microsoft is internally projecting that the console could cost consumers between $1,200 and $1,800, unless they decide to subsidize the cost. (Source: fortune.com/2026/10/20/the-n…)
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Jaylen Brown watching Jayson Tatum shoot 6-23 as the first option
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𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Lions WR Jameson Williams picked a fight with a player twice his size and immediately ran away to grab a teammate who could match his size. Jamo is the funniest player ever 😭😭
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"In brightest day, in darkest night, I embrace my fear, I'll do what's right. I choose this ring, I choose this fight, In service to this Lantern's light.” #Lanterns Me:
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Bro did the hardest comeback ever💀😂
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To everyone who stayed in our corner: Fight Night is coming back. 🥊♥️ #FightNight
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Thank you God for another day of not living this life
My patna IG story who in prison
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That nigga Charles Tillman can never go undercover agent ever again, Twitter done blew his cover 100% 😭😭
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A Savannah police officer gave her Flock login to her husband. Her husband is an ICE agent. He ran 983 license plate searches. Across six states. 788 were in South Carolina. Mostly looking for cars registered to Hispanic owners. An investigator asked her: "Did you run these searches?" She said no. Then admitted it was her husband. Her husband said: "Every name that I ever ran was an ICE target." Translation: I was using the police department's surveillance system to hunt people. She got fired. Along with five other Savannah PD employees. All for Flock misuse. ICE is investigating its own agent. Which means nothing will happen to him. Georgia law apparently lets Savannah police share plate data with ICE. But Savannah never agreed to that. So she just decided it was fine. Gave him the password. He turned it into a deportation tool. Now there's a paper trail showing Flock was used to target Hispanic drivers across state lines. Using a police officer's credentials. With her knowledge. The surveillance network designed to catch criminals became a hunting tool for immigration enforcement. One password away from working.
BREAKING: Georgia police officer fired after giving her ICE agent husband access to Flock surveillance cameras, which he used to conduct nearly 1,000 license plate searches.
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Jay-Z has reportedly picked himself to headline the 2027 Super Bowl halftime show. According to Puck News, multiple sources say Jay-Z will perform at Super Bowl LXI in Los Angeles. [📸: GETTY ]
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dude called 12 and they basically called him a BITCH 🤣🤣🤣
Kanel Joseph beats up Kick streamer who called him the hard-r
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The Eagles medical staff treating Jalen Hurts for blood clots at the hospital
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They’re whooping him like Mojo Jojo 🫩
YOUNG DOLPH CASE'S ACCUSED MASTERMIND HERNANDEZ GOVAN GETS HANDS SHOULDERS KNEES & TOES PUT ON HIM IN JAIL 😳🤯😬
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Romeo Doubs on the ground screaming for help and AJ Brown and DeMario Douglas manhandling him 😭 Doubs went on IR today 💀
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Yall ever ate Neck bone Spaghetti?🤔
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I think the women that let him do this are just as weird as him
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This is the worst time ever to lose a football game
what the hell is happening
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