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You are already going to hell, we're just here to help you get there faster. #blacklivesmatter

Astoria, New York
Joined January 2011
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When @realDonaldTrump goes to jail after losing the election will the prison reality show be titled Orange Is The New Black? #BlackLivesMatternyc #BlackLivesMatterTX #BlackLivesMatterDC #BlackLivesMatterATL #BlackLivesMattterUK
White people are so fragile Go see Slave Play!!
TALKBACK TAMMY LITERALLY CAME IN TODAY AND ASKED TO SPEAK TO OUR GENERAL MANAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
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We are still here please don’t deactivate us, twitter!!!
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Hey. You. Do you like The Mountain Goats? Or variety shows? Or helping a good cause? If you said yes to any of these, partake in all 3, at once, with I ONLY STRIP TO THE MOUNTAIN GOATS 2! Proceeds to the Young Center for Immigrant Children's Rights onlystriptotmg2.bpt.me/
Going live in one hour with BEING WEIRD OUT LOUD, help us (@AfterbirthMonke) write a brand new song! youtu.be/mPbYHjPDbbw
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We are on youtube now!!! @iamrachelschenk got *in* youtube tho....#comecloser #tooclose
In case you missed it, my band @AfterbirthMonke went live for the first time on #YouTube last night! Big thanks to @jd_martin_ for helping us write a song about @Justjonhenry 💖👀💖😴 Join us next Wednesday at 9pm est for more BEING WEIRD OUT LOUD!! youtu.be/r89xl2fH_HU
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Tonight 9pm! @AfterbirthMonke is playing Ed Sullivan on Acid at @FreddysBar1 (657 5th ave, Brooklyn) to celebrate all the glory that is @catocalvin’s birthday! Did I mention its a free show? Well it is! Come on out! #comedymusic #MondayFunday #shimmy
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Seen tonight at @QEDAstoria on the @OddRockComedy Hour: the re-birth of @AfterbirthMonke ! Here they are singing their classic “Why Your Sheets Are Wet”
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Our wonderful guests @AfterbirthMonke are on Mock-u-Mental TONIGHT! 8pm on @radiofreebk hosted by @killythekid! Listen in, get to know them, then come see them tomorrow at the Odd Rock Comedy Hour! 🤘🏼
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Tonight, 8pm-10pm! @AfterbirthMonke finally comes together to be guests on @killythekid's MOCK-U-MENTAL! Call in to talk at 718 928 9960 to talk to us! Streaming on @radiofreebk radiofreebrooklyn.com/show/m…
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Tonight!! Get hype!
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Astoria!!! Come chill with us tomorrow at Irish Whiskey Bar (28-48 31st St) 9 pm We bring the music! You bring the SEX APPEAL! #comedymusic #localperformers #hittingonyou
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Going live tonight at 8pm chill with us