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No Cats No Life
@NoCatsNoLife_mOct 19
🚨 A cat attempted to pull a plate of pasta closer with its paw, moving slowly to avoid being noticed. The attempt was spotted by Mom. 🤣
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Do you feel better when your pet doesn’t want to eat your food? I suffer meltdown when this happens. What’s wrong with it? Taste, toxins, parasites, spoiled, bad cooking, contamination, too hot/cold or want something different…😳
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Hmm 😒 🤔?¿ Next to Never..
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Backyard or fast food?
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BREAKING: Ukraine has carried out the world’s first medical evacuation of a human via a drone from the battlefield the 30th mechanised brigade of Ukraine managed to save their injured comrade from a minefield. Just absolutely insane.
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I don’t care. We paid for it - not them.
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Zero. Ones must be earned.
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A bullhorn in your face doesn’t give you the right to throw a punch. I don’t care whether you’re liberal, conservative, Democrat, or Republican. Nobody should have to tolerate someone screaming in their face through a bullhorn. But there’s a difference between standing up for yourself and knocking someone unconscious. Political disagreements should never reach that point. Freedom of speech comes with responsibility, and so does how you react to it. What would you do if this happened to you ?
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A megaphone siren is extremely loud typically in the 100–120+ dB range which qualifies it under assault, and can be used to justify self defense. Assault can be defined as an act done with intent to cause fear in another of immediate bodily harm or death revisor.mn.gov/statutes?id=60… revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/…
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Which part am I playing?
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QUANTUM GUARD ™️
@QuantumGuard17Oct 19
🚨 JUST IN: One of the American airmen who lost his life in the KC-135 crash in Iraq has been identified as Maj. Alex Klinner Klinner leaves behind a wife, a 2-year-old, and 7 month old twins Absolutely heartbreaking. Pray for the Klinner family 💔🙏🏻
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He was a true Dad that loved being a spouse too. These videos will mean the world to his children when they get older. Make 3 high-quality copies now. Save pieces of his gear clothing, shoes, etc. At 10 yrs old, start gifting it on their birthdays.
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Have you ever had an awkward dog??? This dog makes everything AWKWARD. 😆😆
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That is a hunting dog. He’s thinking the same thing. It’s like going out to see an action movie and landing at the Opera House in the front row. “Wait, what just happened?”
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When your date takes you to see her “precious collection” and this is what you see What do you do?
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Date.
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Well I guess JLo answered my posts … “if you had this booty, you’d be naked too” I don’t have that booty and I don’t want that booty … and I’ll keep my clothes on, thank you. … until I’m in private, then I’ll take them off. You’re welcome!
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Lace lives life well.
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Here's a receipt from a massive dinner at Bistecca at The Tuscany. The prices are honestly great here. What do you think?
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How many people ate and what was the $45 special? The first time in Vegas, we found a little brick-oven pizza place on the hotel list of nearbys that sold a dessert called monkey balls. Love their monkey balls. It’s hilarious to say!😂
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He's way too cute 🐶
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Bingo! 😂😂😂
A father was handcuffed by police while his car continued rolling with his children inside. He tried to tell the officer that his kids were in the car, but the officer refused to listen.
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Police have seen this trick before. They run down the street to save the kids. The Dad runs across the field escaping. Police return empty handed all around. Honestly who jumps out of a car w/o putting it in park first? DISTRACTION.
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What’s the first thing you notice?
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It was actually her face. Then I dropped down and saw the boobs. Then I looked up at the DJ’s face. Or did I look at the DJ and dropped down to look at his boobs then hers then her face. I forget. But somehow I ended by staring at the turntable and listening to the music.
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The other day at the airport, I witnessed a scene I will never forget. The man's name was Daniel. He was holding his dog, Bruno, in his arms, tears welling up in his eyes. 
He was moving overseas, but Bruno could not be put in the cargo hold for health reasons 
Daniel pleaded with the staff, I absolutely cannot leave him behind. The crew then made space for him inside the plane. 
Bruno didn't bark or make a fuss even once; he just sat there quietly. He
seemed to know he was safe, and everyone around him was touched by his composure. When the plane landed, Daniel whispered softly, 
We made it together, Bruno. Even now, my heart warms whenever I remember that moment
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An overseas trip on a public plane with a dog without papers? You’re dreaming. That dog is quarantined for months…not hours. It’s cheaper to rent a private jet without a credit card.
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thank you and goodbye!
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Can I have this video to show the week-long relatives and over too many nights sofa friends? It’s possible to share a meal and leave afterwards. If the neighbors’ cat can do it…
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What did Kim Kardashian see in this dude?
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F1. Financial rating.
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I found a $50 bill in the parking lot at the feed store this morning. I went in and got some farming supplies and when I was paying for them, the cashier told me that she saw me picking something up in the parking lot on the security camera. I told her about the $50 bill and she said I had to give it to her because since it was on their property, it belongs to them. She was adamant about it too. If I found it, doesn’t it belong to me?
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Give it to her for payment and count your change returned. If it’s wrong then you have a solid legal dispute.
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👏 Meghan’s return is already catching the fashion world’s attention! Vogue is loving the Duchess’s latest appearance and looking forward to seeing more British-inspired looks from her. #MeghanMarkle #HarryAndMeghan #Vogue
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There’s a lot of things the UK is known for. “Inspiring” fashion isn’t one. Test question: How many Brits prefer multi-colored umbrellas instead of black? Blue is not multi-colored. So next week: black & navy blue umbrellas. Oooh - edgy!
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Should vets be allowed to report suspected animal abuse without the owner’s consent?
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Ironically this would stop medical help given to pets and animals that desperately need it. I took a newborn squirrel found laying in our yard to the ANIMAL shelter for help. They looked at me like we were aliens. Then came the policy: “dogs & cats only.” Where’s the sign? 😳
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Justin Bieber recently opened up about his past relationship with Selena Gomez, reflecting on the love they once shared. 😳🥺 🗣️Selena was someone I loved deeply, and a part of me will always care about what we had. Sometimes God closes a door because two people simply aren't meant to walk through life together. Seeing her with Benny Blanco still makes me wonder what could have been. I love Hailey and I'm grateful for the life we've built, but what I had with Selena was a love I'll never forget.😪💔
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Can I just write my reaction without listening?
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