@AffluentAlpaca

oblivious agenda pusher

 Chicago, IL
Joined January 2015
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Groyper spotting
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Thought this was Dog the Bounty Hunter
Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal
Jul 2
🇮🇱Netanyahu’s wife is out here causing a scene at Teddy Stadium over VIP access, snapping, "Because of you I had to argue with people!" and demanding his aides "take care of me." Reminder: this lady is a professional psychologist. The irony is just too much. Writer: Daniyal
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Replying to @Kittenwaffin
Twerking is just zoomies for blacks.
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He thought the scarf made him above reproach
SubX.News®
@SubxNews
Apr 8
smoking crack next to small kids on the cta train and don't give a fuck ... #ChicagoScanner
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Crazy to think you can just message any woman instantly on here when back in the day you’d have to cut individual letters from magazines
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Replying to @Howlingmutant0
I'd never allow myself to be raped by a warm blooded animal
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Kanye west is so horny he tried to fuck his pet bean bag chair
FearBuck
@FearedBuck
17 Sep 2025
Dave Blunts claims he cut ties with Ye after Ye allegedly tried to groom him
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Drove by this earlier today. Haven't been able to stop thinking what an honor it would be to call @PerryALPHA a neighbor 🤞
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"now now HOLD ON okay I was NOT worshipping a golden calf in fact it was made of butter-" "Golden butter?" "More of a yellowy sort of-" "It's on the package, Ted. Kerrygold."
Ted Cruz
@tedcruz
9 Aug 2014
Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"
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The problem was corrected swiftly, with the reporter being stoned to death
Historic Vids
@historyinmemes
8 Mar 2024
Saudi Arabia's first male robot appears to inappropriately touch a female reporter
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“If you pop your hood and pour water on the ground you have a 5 minute window to park illegally Joe.”
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Woman Opinion Alert!: quick, someone fill her with cum!!!!!!!!
Meghan McCain
@MeghanMcCain
10 Oct 2023
This 👇🏻
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Replying to @StevieLewIsBack @AffluentAlpaca @censoreddottv @byb_podcast
Our alpaca friend brought it up-- getting things wrong immediately as usual YOU liked it, so that means you LIKE the idea, that's a challenge. YOU set up your challenge, and I continue not wasting time on Stevie Lew. You can continue to talk about me, I don't care. Set it up.
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