Affiliate marketer. Probably unemployable. Coffee is my saviour.

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined March 2009
Trying to regain work routine, but struggling. My mother has formed a habit of walking into my house / office with no warning. I have terrible concentration, and just as I pulled together some thoughts today she said "HELLO!!" Didn't hear her coming. Brain has imploded😵‍💫
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(1/2) Been MIA. This was advanced bowel cancer & had spread to his liver, lymph nodes, and lower stomach. Chemo resistant, and resectability marginal. 😱 Miraculously, he's been cancer free since last August. He had an unusually strong response to Immunotherapy then surgery.
Husband is home again after 5 days in hospital. He's now banned from speaking to anyone responsible for triage in future. Downplaying an intestinal bleed to NHS 111 did not end well for him (or me!!). He's in trouble when he feels better. 🫥
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(2/2) My husband is 44. There's no such thing as being too young for bowel cancer. He had very subtle symptoms right up until the primary tumour had almost completely blocked his bowel. Please get checked if things aren't right with your poo! bowelcanceruk.org.uk/about-b…
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Kirsty McCubbin retweeted
I'm pretty pleased with this small project (scratching an itch) that I built whilst building something awesome for LW. Check it out and have a play.
We've just launched freedomainideas.com as an easy to use Domain Name search engine. Select your word and category and get an instant list of the .com domains available. Click the link and buy it on @Porkbun easily!
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No hot take on this, but just maternal pride that my 12 year old daughter spotted this screenshot over my shoulder and said "Ooooft!!" All the time spent sitting on Mum's office sofa while I work, and chatting about the interwebs is paying off 😂
Starting to see some signs of life for some sites impacted by September's helpful content update. This site was impacted by both the September HCU And the October core update. The site owner worked with a developer to implement a solution to noindex pages that lacked helpful information. He's given me permission to share more, so once the update is done, we'll take a good look at what's going on with this site.
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Any significance of this bit of Amazon Ts&Cs changes? "Revised the Associates Program IP License to clarify that the use of PA API content is not permitted in conjunction with machine learning models"
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WE USED SCHOOL RULES, A BEHAVIOUR CHART AND STICKERS ON ADULTS - HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED (Written by Hanna, Clinical Psychologist at Spectrum Gaming) This year we tried out a new activity as part of the Autism in Schools train the trainer project. 1/12
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My 12 year old works on her art on my computer at every opportunity. That means I get my very own digital art installation popping up every morning. Here’s todays work in progress. We bought her a digital drawing pad last summer. £30 well spent!
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Just used chatgpt to run an email I had to send to school about my daughter being bullied. I asked it to review it to ensure my tone was calm and measured. It said "look Kirsty, go and have a lie down and try again love. You can't say that!" I mean... it wasn't wrong 😆🫥
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Kirsty McCubbin retweeted
SEO is dead. 💀 Long live SEO! 👑 Great post from @digitalquokka of @keywordinsights talking about why we need to focus on Search Experience Optimisation to keep up with Google's SERPs. Read it now 👇 advancedwebranking.com/blog/…
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Husband is home again after 5 days in hospital. He's now banned from speaking to anyone responsible for triage in future. Downplaying an intestinal bleed to NHS 111 did not end well for him (or me!!). He's in trouble when he feels better. 🫥
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A Business idea not unrelated to a rather stressful day my family has had: Underpant-o-grams. Send an artfully arranged bouquet of clean pants when your loved one* gets kidnapped by an ambulance at a GP appointment. *Husband. 2 hr round trip to protect his modesty tomorrow!
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Sigh. Got an image copyright infringement from Copytrack. I don't know how they found it. It was on my site as part of an Asda affiliate campaign in 2011. The post relating to it does not exist in my WP database, although the image is still sitting in back end. Not responding.
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The image copyright must sit with ASDA themselves. Not the company they claim, it was for own brand men's shapewear! They can take me to court if they like. Even the post they referenced was a 404 when I tried to look (and not even a URL structure I'd ever have used).
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I have given this man my money.
Learn the basics of programmatic SEO for $7! 🔥 I'm discounting my no-code pSEO course (including the OS product from @DeepakNesss) by $90. You'll learn: - SEO research - Data collection - Webflow setup - Data preparation - CMS templates - Performance tracking (link below ↓)
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*blinks in glare of office lights* What is it I do again? 🥱
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My mum did Pippa Dee clothing. I’m a second generation affiliate.
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Today, like yesterday, my diet consists of toast for breakfast, followed by several carefully curated courses of chocolate and biscuits. Wine commenced at 4pm, and will be followed by a massaman curry. Thereafter the chocolate and crisp cycle shall recommence. What day is it?
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Not me having to wake up the kids on Christmas Day for the first time ever.
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