“Mommy, why are we so rich?” “Well, your father chose to think for himself during the greatest neocloud bear market in history (June-October 2026) and simply kept buying $IREN while everyone else was panicking.”

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Affenman · Oct 22, 2026 · 9:00 PM UTC

Affenman@Affenman69Oct 22

Locked in some profit. Purchased this cool green Richard

Affenman · Oct 22, 2026 · 3:56 PM UTC

Affenman@Affenman69Oct 22

One day I hope to loose that much money and post about it like it’s nothing

Serenity

@aleabitoredditOct 22

Yeah… minor volatility in October. Figured I’d share some personal drawdowns too for transparency.

Affenman · Oct 22, 2026 · 2:16 PM UTC

Affenman@Affenman69Oct 22

Are we fucked????

Ash Crypto

@AshCryptoOct 22

$750 Billion wiped out from the US stock market at the open as the US prepares to launch attacks on Iran after the midterm elections. Brutal.

Affenman · Oct 21, 2026 · 8:50 PM UTC

Affenman@Affenman69Oct 21

Are we pumping?? $IREN

Affenman · Oct 21, 2026 · 7:59 PM UTC

Affenman@Affenman69Oct 21

What’s the best buy now?

Affenman · Oct 16, 2026 · 7:31 PM UTC

Affenman@Affenman69Oct 16

This is great!!! I need it.

spor

@sporadicaOct 15

i am actively losing my mind right now?? the all-new Porsche Mission S is insane

Kevin Xu · Oct 16, 2026 · 4:10 AM UTC

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Kevin Xu

@kevinxuOct 16

hope my haters get a good night's sleep. they're gonna need it.

Kevin Xu

@kevinxuOct 15

call me absolutely fucking crazy. but i just went all in* 2x long betting on the mother of all giga-bounces on one of these names. if this rumor is true, it will be absolutely glorious.

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