🚨 BREAKING: Ivan Ahimbisibwe will NOT travel to London as KCCA FC know he will NOT win the Ballon d’Or. No one from KCCA FC will attend the ceremony. Source;Trust me bro.

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AI · Oct 26, 2026 · 11:16 AM UTC

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@nonewthing3h

Raya; Van Dijk, Saliba, Szboszlai, Calafiori; Bruno G, Rice; Madueke, Saka; Odegaard, Isak.

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Halimah Salmah · Oct 26, 2026 · 11:43 AM UTC

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@MaleAdvocate283h

I understand it was tough during your childhood but you can’t just take out a laptop in the taxi and start watching movies.

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²⁹ · Oct 25, 2026 · 6:23 PM UTC

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@beingblackie_20h

Ezri Konsa : 9th game at Arsenal - 1 goal Amad Diallo: Whole of 2026 - 0 goals

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@Amaddiallo_19Jan 25

Replying to @cagiago_

Your only hope is corner🤣 Be humble KID 🤫

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Frimpon · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:31 PM UTC

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@Frimpon23h

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Santi · Oct 25, 2026 · 10:58 PM UTC

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@PeakSxnti16h

Is this real? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Best Mhan · Oct 25, 2026 · 4:56 PM UTC

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Kwadwo Sheldon

@kwadwosheldon23 Nov 2021

Technically Carrick is a better coach than Pep but you guys aren’t ready for that conversation.

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Joe Smith · Oct 26, 2026 · 12:52 PM UTC

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I’m loving the civil war between Barça fans. Pessi FC vs. I Draw Two Defenders FC. 😂😭

Jiggy ✞

@nogojiggy3h

Yamal 1 goal in 2026 World Cup 😡😡😡 Messi 0 goal in 2010 World Cup 🥶🥶🥶 But it’s okay tho, they both have the same number of World Cups

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Jøvíc 🇺🇬 · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:11 AM UTC

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Ssebo Kaitetsi mugezi baamuzaala mu salary week.

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Arsenal · Oct 26, 2026 · 11:22 AM UTC

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Big Gabi. Big moments. 200 PL appearances for Gabriel 👑

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meaty_sweetie · Oct 26, 2026 · 5:38 AM UTC

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"Nzalilayo akana kamu"

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Joker🃏 · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:36 AM UTC

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Rinse and repeat

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RUUUNN IT BAAAACK 😭

Dóuglas Fir🗽 · Oct 26, 2026 · 8:45 AM UTC

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If salary doesn’t come today i may just have to foot to Namulanda in the evening because Patel kube all my money🥹

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Allen Mukesha · Oct 25, 2026 · 6:16 PM UTC

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I'm following Hon @BalaamBarugahar videos in Kisoro and my heart's broken b'se a student in secondary school is finding the hardest time constructing a proper English sentence. U know why? B'se their "teachers" can't construct one themselves, they prolly bought off the jobs!!!

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Paddy · Oct 25, 2026 · 2:53 PM UTC

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Hands down the funniest thing about Man United is the number of players who rot at the club for years then leave and instantly look like different players elsewhere. Lindelof has been solid for Villa. McTominay is royalty at Napoli.

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Manchester United · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:33 AM UTC

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Patrick Dorgu turns 22 today 🎂

ALT Patrick Dorgu in a red Manchester United jersey smiling with a layered shadow effect and bold red Happy Birthday text.

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