evan | electrical engineer @ silly jet engine company | make pretty sound @forestrunaways aeasala dot boosky dot socal

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Joined July 2015
oh….. oh wow
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Dis just happened
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Farted so hard my penis flew off like a rocket and smashed through my living room wall
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that 24 year old oomf you have to watch relapse danganronpa
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I think this was ultimately the right move.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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year 7 of trying to get my hacked 2009 @Roblox account restored
year 4 of trying to get my hacked 2009 @Roblox account restored
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i know i got allll the white people clapping with this one #msfs2024
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We got hand-drawn interracial cuck porn personifications of abstract eras of progressive activism before GTA VI
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what?
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SpongeBob HUSSEIN SquarePants
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i got in an argument with two nonbinary people. ended up fighting tooth and nail
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the two messy bitches in middle school asking if you’re gay
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i’m not one to gatekeep
older brother came into my room to show me some fucking danganronpa execution of joe biden (?) to a teen titans go poop song. i love him very dearly
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whole plane watching the knicks game except for one dude watching Love Live
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Replying to @usagilya
he tried πŸ’”
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How his dumbass acts
(upon seeing my wife) Bow Chicka Wow Wow! Boner Alert
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charlie kirk tweets before 2018:
Wow this weather makes me glad to be alive.
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i love LA is criminally underrated
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2025 was just practice
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