@AdrianwithaW

Just some rando wondering why he’s still on Twitter.

 Melbourne, Victoria
adrianwithaw.com
Joined December 2008
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Some dickhead broke into one of our bars last night and took nothing but 5 bottles of spirits. Wish I could’ve seen their face when they got home and found out they were just display bottles filled with water and some food colouring 😂
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ol’ stocky ⛳️
@oldstockyOct 5
When the email says “any update on this?” and the update is I forgot it existed
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There’s nightmare blunt rotations and then there’s…
Rapid Response 47
@RapidResponse47Sep 29
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If you’re doing the worst job as the worst in your field and the money comes straight from Dad… did anyone ever earn more pocket money in their entire life?
Everything Formula
@evrythngformu1aSep 29
🚨 Lance Stroll is set to earn €15 million per year in 2027 and 2028 under his new Aston Martin contract. The Canadian was previously earning around €12 million per season. A €3 million-a-year pay rise for Stroll. (via. @MarcLimacher) #F1
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Ryanair
@RyanairSep 29
Lance Stroll 🤝 Ryanair passengers both paying for their seats
Formula 1
@F1Sep 29
BREAKING: Fernando Alonso and Lance Stroll will both race with Aston Martin once again in 2027! #F1
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Why didn’t “Health Minister” Simeon Brown or “Internal Affairs Minister” Brooke Van Velden ruffle as many feathers? A tiny minority of MPs have any experience in their portfolios industry, but folks are just soooo worried about Chloe as finance minister
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Do we think he’ll spend more or less than he did on the metaverse before this completely fails.
amrit
@amritwtSep 24
this is like steve jobs unveiling the iphone
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“Ok great, and where should we deliver your new couch Mr Huang?” “HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW?!”
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanillaSep 25
HUANG: “.. Try getting a kid to do long division right now. Multiplication tables are starting to be forgotten. Doing square roots? My goodness. .. .. Does it matter? .. I don’t think it does.” @ezraklein @JensenHuang
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Eights 🐾🤍
@88probsSep 24
By popular demand, I present to you.. my magnum opus.
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“What an honour” 🙄
Department of War 🇺🇸
@DeptofWarSep 20
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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I hope she’s throwing that back overboard. Definitely keep the fish though.
🌼 Random Kiwi 🌼 🇳🇴🇳🇿🇺🇸@RandomKiwiNZSep 18
All I can say is for fuck sake David 🤦‍♂️ @dbseymour
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Honestly might try this game because people who complain about this think they used to play Daytona at the arcade and catch up to their friend because they were a better driver.
Michael Does Life
@MichaelDoesLifeSep 16
Wolverine has ANOTHER motorcycle section and you don’t have to press ANYTHING. The game plays itself! YIKES!
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Did he vote against it? Or did he vote for it and then a staffer leaned in and told him he voted wrong so he changed his bit because he’s been little more than a vegetable for the last 10 years?
RJCronyn - #ProudBlue -@MJC314159Sep 18
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Let's look at this somewhat objectively. You're an undecided voter and the party that's been in power for nearly a full term and mentioned the supermarket issue in their last campaign has already failed at their "express lane" option…
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And that's only IF they're re-elected they'll … look at it … AND if they do it AND they pull it off AND it goes ahead… it MIGHT put $2 a week in your pocket.
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All of that was opened in their email with the gambit that grocery prices still "feel high" even though they have "brought inflation down", completely ignorant to the fact that inflation being down simply means things haven't increased in price as much, not that prices are down.
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Perfect 👌
Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺
@joakial_Sep 16
New ad by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products.
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Is there a word for the repeated problem I have in Melbourne where I leave to get somewhere and allow like 40 mins for public transport but I get there in 15?
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Neet
@neet_solSep 9
Job recruiter: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me:
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Absolutely deranged.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrumpSep 9
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