Samwise.

...That's hobbitism.

If Frodo gets to do the adult things then so do I!

“@PrincelyWarrior: . . . I have a daughter?” it's sO SCARY.

||Im sorry, I had literally no inspiration for this account so I thought I'd change it up a little?

{Crey} THE SQUISHY THINGS ARE SCARING ME!

{ScreECH} WHAT ARE THE SQUISHY THINGS ON MY CHEST?!

..{Names the rock squishy and drags it around everywhere}

..The rock was comfy to cuddle.

{Cuddles a pretty looking rock}

{Digs a hole to fOOD}

tALL PEOPLE ARE LIKE FEMALE HOBBITS. SCARY.

{Aggressively bites all other things taller than himself}

So. Many. Tall. Creatures.

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{BounceyBounceyBouncey} Hey! Where's mister Frodo go?

Cuddle meeeee.

“@NotThePoetType: When the hell do hobbits go to sleep anyways?” nEVER.

{rOLLS ABOUT AND SCREECHES} DONT LET THE FEMALES TAKE ME!

THE FEMALE HOBBITS ARE SCARY.

...But I don't wanna marry a scary female!