Man Mountain! King KABLAMpo! Champion of Television for three years*! Leader of KABLAMia! *KABLAMian mathemagics
Isle of KABLAMia
Joined July 2014
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Derek Adonis retweeted
We in KABLAMia consider the actions against @TheChestIs4ever to be political persecution! We move that law enforcement immediately to endeavor to #FreeTheChest!
cc @5BWrestling
Derek Adonis retweeted
Come one, come all, to the #KABLAM'iest New Year's Eve party of all!
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Derek Adonis retweeted
Tonight! @supremecw Breakdown is going to be SO MUCH FUN!!! My #KABLAMAPOTAMUS is in a main event against a returning super douche!
We will welcome @ChrisCannonSCW back the only way we know how!!
Derek Adonis retweeted
In such a great mood!! @AdonisSCW massaged my feet and now we're about to do some cardio of our own!! Here is a bonus #AdventCookie #MerryKABLAMas
Derek Adonis retweeted
No one could ever forget about you! You're the #Kablamapotamus!
Derek Adonis retweeted
Tonight @supremecw your leader in #KABLAMaerobics the #Kablamapotamus @AdonisSCW competes! Huge match, show your support!
Derek Adonis retweeted
Tune into @supremecw Breakdown tomorrow night to see @AdonisSCW challenge for the TV Championship!!! Maybe just maybe he will become your undisputed #Kablampion!!!
Derek Adonis retweeted
Urgent Press release: #KablamLabs is currently working on an update for #Kablaminder fixing a bug which currently has all current ladies in your area directing back to @AdonisSCW and not the user.
Derek Adonis retweeted
🎵You better not slouch, you better not cry! Don't you threat cause Cookie here is tellin' you why. KABLAM-A-CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN!
He knows when you've been masturbating, he knows when you have not. He will give you a copy of his book, so have fun with it you lot! HEY!🎵
Derek Adonis retweeted
#ooc years can only pass in an rp if said events HAPPENED years ago. If you're pregnant 3 weeks ago, the child can't suddenly be 6! :|