𝐅𝐮𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐫.

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❛ where is all my bloody stuff?! ❜ he groans, frustrated. he begins searching around, trying to find the paperwork.

he wanders into his office, immediately confused... where the hell has all his stuff gone?! had he been kicked out of his own office?!

oh, he knew exactly what he was doing. the alcohol had certainly made him reckless. he picks up his glass once more, taking another large sip.

❛ and you'll be bored without me, sweetheart. ❜ big, drunken grin.

❛ pfft, yeah right. I'm sure you'll come back to me eventually, 𝙑𝙚𝙥𝙖𝙧. ❜ he hisses, putting just as much emphasis on her name.

❛ oh come on! there are thousands of demons in Hell, many of which would get just as if not more angry at you for saying such things! and yet, you keep crawling back to me. ❜

❛ and deep down, I do think you actually like me. ❜ he practically purrs, eyes staring intensely into hers.

he smirks, reaching forward to cup her chin with his hand somewhat roughly. ❛ it won't make any difference what I say, you'll still keep doing it. I know you get some sick satisfaction out of frustrating me. ❜

❛ a more targeted one though. bet you don't call other demons that. ❜ downs one more glass of whiskey. oh yeah, he was really starting to feel it now.

❛ oh get a hold of yourself. it's just a passive pet name. you're not special. ❜ he smirks, pouring them each another glass of whiskey. he really wasn't messing around about the alcohol.

he can't help but laugh at her reaction. ❛ too strong for you, love? ❜

❛ no need. it would only get lost among the... clutter. ❜ he picks up his glass, quickly drinking down the whiskey. ❛ oh much better! ❜

❛ no need to rub it in. ❜ he huffs, pouring them a glass each of that too.

must be.

❛ good enough excuse. I doubt Hell will notice if we're gone for one night. ❜ fuck it. he throws his hand up and turns towards the bar. ❛ oi! get us a bottle of whiskey, would ya?! ❜

for a demon, yes.

❛ I don't think you joined me just because you like my company. ❜ he scoffs, pouring a new glass for each of them.

hm... strangely flattering?

❛ yours too. ❜ he shrugs, finishing the rest of his glass with a few large swigs.

❛ hm, yeah, probably. I'll get a bottle of whiskey in next, then? ❜ small snort.