
ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is about to go on an angry rant, as Green raises his tail to halt him. Blue: And don't get me started on- Green: Wait! Before you start... Blue frowns at Green as Green looks at him calmly. Green: Do you want solutions, or do you just want to complain? Blue: Can I just complain? Blue looks surprised as Green looks over his shoulder. Green: Sure, but let me make myself some popcorn first. As Green leaves, Blue looks stunned towards the direction that he left. Blue: I may do some warm-up screams while I wait. Green, already off-screen: Just don't start without me!

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are admiring a massive root vegetable, which resembles in appearance a white carrot, but is the size of an entire adult fox. Green: Look at the size of this vegetable. I need it. Blue looks at Green as Green struggles to lift the vegetable, picking it up from one end with his teeth. Blue: ...Do you know how to cook it? Green: ...Let's handle one problem at a time. Blue gives Green a puzzled look as the vegetable slips from Green's grip, slamming against the ground with a big, hefty "whump". Blue: Wait, what's the current problem? Both foxes are back to studying the vegetable, which has barely moved at all. Green: Getting it home.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk. Blue is walking ahead, and Green follows, turning to look up to the sky over his shoulder. Green: Do you know what my favourite part of spring is? Blue: What? Before Green can answer, two little birds swoop above them, spinning around each other and peeping aggressively. They tumble to the ground, still fighting each other, as Blue and Green watch, fascinated. Green: Tiny bird brawling season. Blue: The brutal beauty of nature.



























