@AdelaideBook

Writer, baker, non-gardener, South Australian citizen of the world. If you’re a bot or a troll I can usually tell.

 Adelaide, South Australia
Joined September 2011
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It is just adorable that this guy thinks busy, successful women need to hear from him about anything at all, much less dating.
Matthew Coast
@MatthewCoastOct 20
Here's something busy, successful women need to hear about dating. The traits that built your career are quietly costing you in your love life. There are four patterns behind it. Seven quick questions show which one is yours.

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Kenny Devine
@TheKennyDevineOct 19
The latest on the suspect.
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Miles Kemp
@bykempOct 19
Hard to believe people are being encouraged by the LNP to run over MPs and stone them in the square. #auspol
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I thought this must be some sort of satire, but then I checked the bio, where it proudly says UNVAXED, and had to sadly admit the truth. I guess I’m just ‘brainwashed by the ABC’.
muffy kittens 🦘🇦🇺🌷🌍🦜🐕🐕
@s14722839Oct 16
Aussies Yesterday I played mahjong with some ladies of the North shore of Sydney.Between the pungs & chows talk turned to the state of the nation & world ‼️ What I took away.... 🔥All hated Trump with a passion 🔥Albanese was doing ok 🔥Zelensky is a hero 🔥Pauline is a shocker Did I push back & question why they think like that❓️ no i was cowardly. I knew it would fall on deaf ears. They were fully indoctrinated & watched ABC religiously. Would I have changed their minds ... NO‼️ Would I be welcome back to mahjong❓️NO‼️ I came away amazed. These ppl walk amongst us. Aussies There's this⬇️⬇️
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GB Politics
@GBPolitcsOct 11
🚨BREAKING: The tiger who attacked a man who entered his enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park is alive and will not be euthanised as a result of the incident
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I remember when the men on Insiders were people like Barrie Cassidy, David Marr and George Megalogenis, so this is actually very sad.
☮️💧 Sleeping Giants Oz 📣@slpng_giants_ozOct 3
SERIOUSLY!!! @abcnews platforming the unqualified opinion of Dave Hughes on #insiders. Why is this clown's opinion any more important, credible or deserving of highlighting than literally ANYONE else. #Auspol
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Hanson vs Hastie
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807K views · 65K reactions | Lindsay Clancy: As the former head of...

Lindsay Clancy: As the former head of the Homicide Prevention Unit at New Scotland Yard and expert on domestic violence homicide this needs to be said…..💀💣🖤 I’m thinking about Cora, Dawson and...

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Tony Walker@Taxietony7upAug 27
This is the lineup for 70 up gang , to be aired on ITV on the 15th And 22nd of September, hoping you like it again👌👌👌
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Dave Hughes working for the Liberal Party is not something I had on my Bingo card for 2026, or indeed any other year.
Dave Hughes
@DHughesyAug 13
Hugh, I’ve gone back months in your timeline and not one post showing the Labor Govts in a negative light. Really? I thought you were a balanced unbiased journalist? What happened?
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Ronni🧂Salt-WhoWroteGunnawahYeahThatOne
@RonniSaltAug 11
What in the sweet, ever loving name of Saturday Night Live is going on in this shit-show? A Bratz doll on animatronic mode, a grandpa past his medication hour, a shaking adderall addict and a female prison warden in a room that looks like a Copper Art store vomited up inside it
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Can anyone explain to me this mania for backing into a parking space? Is it a new bro-approved way of proving your masculinity, or are there really that many people who think they might need to make a quick getaway?
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They can’t even manage their own basic admin. Imagine them trying to run the country.
Aaron Smith
@aaronsmithJul 29
It’s impressive how consistently One Nation fails at the absolute basics. Donation disclosures. Accounts. Compliance. Every routine administrative task seems to become an ordeal. Which explains the lack of policies, shit candidate vetting and Pauline not turning up to work.
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It’s quite apparent that the people whining loudest about Christopher Nolan’s new movie being “too woke” and therefore not faithful to Homer’s original are those who wouldn’t know their Odysseus from their elbow.
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Sandy Horne@SandyHorne61Jul 15
Hey men ... Don't turn to Andrew Tate and his ilk when looking for a role model. If you want to be liked, respected, heard, valued ... If you want women to like you ... be like Sam Neill. There's your role model.
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Ronni🧂Salt-WhoWroteGunnawahYeahThatOne
@RonniSaltJul 10
Re; Jillian Segal and her Gaza denial evidence to the Royal Commission The Jewish community quite rightly fight back against Holocaust denial and the tendency of some to minimise the deaths and the harm How are Segal's statements yesterday any different to Holocaust denial? .
Sandi Hill & Arckstar (not that sort of hill/sand)@arckstarJul 10
Replying to @RonniSalt @MikeCarlton01
Isn’t her stance as outrageous as someone that denies the holocaust or coming close to?
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Do the judges deliberately harp on and on at contestants under extreme stress in order to create drama and “good tv”? Have just been yelling at Sofia to for god’s sake move on and let Aaron get on with it. #MasterChefAU
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And at this very minute, the year is turning. The winter solstice can never come soon enough for me.
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OH MY GOODNESS
Sassafrass84
@Sassafrass_84Jun 18
Replying to @Kristinartz
Both. Or you can try this. Boil potatoes in chicken broth. (Save some broth at the end) 3/4 cup buttermilk 8 tbs of Kerry gold butter 1 bar of cream cheese 1/4 cup sour cream Add a little bit of chicken broth. Salt and peper to taste. Best mashed potatoes ever.
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Tom the whistleblower@blowingtom2Jun 17
A recap of today’s train wreck Hates: Muslim Trans Albo Bowen Chalmers Workers China Brown people. Pay rise. ABC/SBS Guardian Twiggy Sarah Martin Tim Fischer. Loves: Gina English language ABS stats that suit her narrative. Did I miss anything?
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