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Kids are the worst to play with lmao They automatically bends rules when it doesn’t favour them wtf is “let’s say gun cannot kill me ” After shooting me like 3times Oga go down and die joor Mtcheww
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The problem here is that you’re viewing the situation through the lens of Igbo culture, in Yoruba culture nobody cares if you’re the first son or not Them go relegate you without losing sleep
Shade Okoya is just wasting her time. Whatever happens, Fatai is still the man's first son and his inheritance better stay intact or Shade will fight a battle for the rest of her life.
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All this character development just to become a woman who wants to be left alone lol
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French protesters are such romantics bc wdym you’re fighting against capitalism and also looted sephora for your gf
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I know you said you have forgiven the person that did this to your wife, but can you just post or share their plate number if available please?? Let’s know who owns that car.
Please Everyone, I need your help. From the accident, she has fractures in her hand, leg, and pelvic region. The doctor said the surgery will cost about ₦5 million. It is extensive and will be done in two phases. First they will operate on her hand and leg. When she recovers from that, they will do the pelvic region. It has been a painful experience. We have already spent so much on drugs and medications just to keep her stable this far. The pain is still there every day. A lot of you have followed this from the day of the accident. You have seen the updates. You know what this has been like. Please, if your heart can move you, even ₦1k, ₦2k, ₦5k, ₦10k, or ₦20k from you will help us. Every little bit carries weight right now. Kuda Microfinance Bank 2004212740 Ekpo Richard Unwana If you want to confirm or even visit to see how she is doing, please call or WhatsApp me on 08014616027. Please help me share this too. I need the support. Thank you for reading this far.
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Just wan dey on funds, dey post aesthetic pics with nice sounds for TikTok
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Y’all hate lash and nail techs more than you hate fraudsters.
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What are you listening to rn?
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una. 🤣 you people really believe liking someone always results in doing whatever they want no matter what. if something come happen you'll be hearing "make she swear say she no know wetin dey sup for hotel."
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Happy NEW week 💸 – at Lagos, Nigeria
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Eyin tun ya werey ya to o
Yesterday a guy told me his sister wants to be friends with me, so I asked him what’s her profession and where she lives and he said she’s a beautician who works from their family house (ie) nail tech, lash tech and makeup artist who works from home. I told him no, I can’t be friends with her and he asked why and I told him the simple truth; I don’t make friends with people who are more likely to become liabilities in my life, than be helpful to me. What am I supposed to do with a lash tech who lives in her parents house? Before you know it she will start billing me for everything as a friend because “you be big lawyer nau”. My friends are people who can be productive and we can both mutually benefit from each other. Eg my doctor friends and I exchange legal and medical services for each other and recommendations. My lawyer friends, I don’t even need to say it. We share briefs, share clients, help each other with cases etc. My friends in different forces (NPF, Army, Airforce, Navy etc), we help each other professionally. Heck even my chef friends, I don ever run free legal services and she paid by cooking a weeks worth of food for me to store in my fridge. Friendship is meant to be symbiotic and unfortunately being friends with some girls in certain hustles is an invitation to parasitism not friendship. Tf am I supposed to even do with her or gist with her? At least my other friends we can gist hours together about work experiences, but what do we have to gist about? How a customer didn’t want red nails? Or how a customer under charged her for fixing lashes?🥲😭🤣🤦🏽‍♀️ Even if I need a beautician, I already have a bevy of trusted makeup artists, I don’t fix nails and my lashes are long naturally so all I need is mascara. So what exactly do I need her for as a friend? Company? When I prefer being alone with my dogs than with people? Sha her brother said I am mean but him sef none of his male friends are into such petty hustles but na me suppose befriend financial burden say na friend. LMAOOOO!
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Yesterday a guy told me his sister wants to be friends with me, so I asked him what’s her profession and where she lives and he said she’s a beautician who works from their family house (ie) nail tech, lash tech and makeup artist who works from home. I told him no, I can’t be friends with her and he asked why and I told him the simple truth; I don’t make friends with people who are more likely to become liabilities in my life, than be helpful to me. What am I supposed to do with a lash tech who lives in her parents house? Before you know it she will start billing me for everything as a friend because “you be big lawyer nau”. My friends are people who can be productive and we can both mutually benefit from each other. Eg my doctor friends and I exchange legal and medical services for each other and recommendations. My lawyer friends, I don’t even need to say it. We share briefs, share clients, help each other with cases etc. My friends in different forces (NPF, Army, Airforce, Navy etc), we help each other professionally. Heck even my chef friends, I don ever run free legal services and she paid by cooking a weeks worth of food for me to store in my fridge. Friendship is meant to be symbiotic and unfortunately being friends with some girls in certain hustles is an invitation to parasitism not friendship. Tf am I supposed to even do with her or gist with her? At least my other friends we can gist hours together about work experiences, but what do we have to gist about? How a customer didn’t want red nails? Or how a customer under charged her for fixing lashes?🥲😭🤣🤦🏽‍♀️ Even if I need a beautician, I already have a bevy of trusted makeup artists, I don’t fix nails and my lashes are long naturally so all I need is mascara. So what exactly do I need her for as a friend? Company? When I prefer being alone with my dogs than with people? Sha her brother said I am mean but him sef none of his male friends are into such petty hustles but na me suppose befriend financial burden say na friend. LMAOOOO!
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How e be now ? The XR still Dey with me if you want oo 🤗
Replying to @Rockit015
Iphone XR for 2026?
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Wdym you people don’t know “WHY” by rema Like are we fr rn😭
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Na here we go fight o. My Holy Spirit and your own spirit no align niyen. My spirit no tell me say Bulaba go win o
I didn’t really sleep. All I’m thinking about is “what do I use this my new found attention to do now?” Abi I should support baba’s re-election bid with my “cult” following?
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Queen mother strikes again!! She no dey repeat fra at all 🤣🤣🤣 No blue tick o
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there’s no room to even forget.🤣😭
someone i haven’t spoken to in ages broke no contact today, and as someone who forgets but never forgives, i had to call a friend to remind me why we stopped talking. this is why it’s important to gossip because that information was definitely vital to how i responded.
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Omo same o same 😭 I don Dey see my grandma We go again tomorrow
I went out to do a long run this morning and at 5km I nearly joined my mum, Mo ya pada lo le wa. We go again another day.
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I went out to do a long run this morning and at 5km I nearly joined my mum, Mo ya pada lo le wa. We go again another day.
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Sometimes, you need sit down with your family members and ask them all these questions.
No man would choose an ugly woman if he can have a pretty one. So why should a woman choose a broke man if she can have a rich one?🫴
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