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Adysseus (Phase 🏹)

@AddisonSchuster

like a funky bill gates.

 Annapolis, MD
Joined July 2012
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Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) profile pictureNancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosiNov 4
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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I'll be woke till the day i fucking die
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Valerie Insinna@ValerieInsinnaNov 3
i am lowkey obsessed with how supportive the youtube chat is for the Steve Kornacki cam livestream. Steve will be like "ok guys im stepping off camera to drink some water and blow my nose" and people will be like "go hydrate king" and "omg its tissue time"
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Gary Busey@foxinsox65Oct 31
I’d rather be a pig than a fascist
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emme
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Ruff Criminal@RuffCrimOct 24
White people when the youtuber they watched in middle school cheats on his wife
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Image from 🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 (@patriach2051)
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owen cyclops
@owenbroadcastOct 16
im not sure curious george is more curious (implication: troublesome) than the average monkey. i feel that he has been unfairly impugned. in one book the man in the yellow hat locks him out of the house and gives him a bicycle. these are shenanigans conditions for any monkey.
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DailyShitpost@shitpost_dailyOct 16
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Digger
@diggerthemovieOct 11
Live in the now.
John Arizona (@TastefulEunuch) profile pictureJohn Arizona@TastefulEunuchOct 11
I'm gonna be so annoying in like 10 years about having seen Digger in theaters
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Integrity Guy@Integrity_FreakOct 2
I’m pretty sure I would know if I had any subconscious biases.
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beanie
@beaniebblSep 30
girlfriend calling… DECLINE! busy whore! busy watching Mike Tomlin’s MINECRAFT CITY
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April Clark@autogynefilesSep 29
I can excuse being 45, annoying, and straight-gay. But don’t talk about Third Eye Blind like that
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christian@nopoweradeinusaSep 20
women love it when they can hear the hard drives spinning in the NAS you keep in your bedroom when they're trying to sleep, it turns them on to think you're seeding torrents
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Christin@hexpraxSep 20
Laying in bed playing “Adrien Brody” with my boyfriend, the game where we come up with Adrien Brody paintings. The Starbucks logo wearing a N95, Lady Liberty and Rosa Parks doing a kickflip, Mickey Mouse wearing Nike Cortez, etc.
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NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USSep 18
U.S. military almost started war with China due to A.I. error — CNN
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banshees of inisherin? more like ban CDs of ed sheeran. hate that guy
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throwbacks
@solelynostalgiaSep 13
God was in the studio with them
popculture (@notgwendalupe) profile picturepopculture
@notgwendalupeSep 13
24 years ago, Simple Plan released "What's New Scooby Doo?"
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pisi@SH00TDRTSJul 16
와정말믿을수가없네 ㅆㅂ.....
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