Cybertron
Joined November 2014
Turning over the World Cup halftime show and finding a man with his hand up a cow’s arse. Vast improvement.
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Crank up the volume, we’re driving down….
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Me: I’ve never heard of Henry Godwinson 11: that’s Harold Godwinson! Being schooled by a 11 year old on his knowledge of the Battle of Stamford Bridge was not on my bingo card today.
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What this restaurant needs is more screaming children
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This hotel is doing family karaoke night.😫
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Glyn Adams retweeted
Guys I need to share this Amazon review of Veet Cream cos I don’t know who to talk to about it…
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Curry’s review keeping it light
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I’ll give you one chance at honesty. Did you insinuate my wife was a prostitute on the Plymouth Herald comments section?
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Just had to log into my dishwasher.
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Airport trip at 0330 to drop eldest off for her skiing trip. I shall now attempt to get back to sleep 🥱
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Well this may be interesting…
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Annual Reminder. We MUSLIMS are not offended by Christmas. We are NOT bothered by you celebrating Christmas. We do not MIND you saying Happy Christmas. And we even enjoy an odd Christmas song or two too. Don’t let anybody tell you we are trying to cancel your Christmas!
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Strange now I’ve started doing my GSCE Coordinated Science that @LexxEducation has gone from ‘Comedy Podcast’ to ‘Helpful Revision Tool’.
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Wanted: a child who appreciates my genius sense of humour
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Feels weird to be having a Chinese takeaway and not be watching Eurovision at the same time. But needs must..
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Haggis chocolate, not gonna lie, it’s a bit weird…
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Our friends Elon and X have been throttling our posts the past 48 hours. 👎 Retweet this if you’re seeing it and want Kamala Harris to be the next President. 👍🙏
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