New York, USA
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PUT IT IN THE BOOKS!!!! #METSWIN 3-2!!!!! WE ARE GOING TO THE NLCS!!!!!! #LGM
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NEW: Pluto’s largest moon Charon has youthful terrain & dark area nicknamed 'Mordor' in north: go.nasa.gov/1CEz6EL
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Our 3-billion-mile journey to Pluto reaches historic #PlutoFly! Details & the high-res image: go.nasa.gov/1L5MhBg
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Please don't forget #givingtuesday with my favorites: @cacf and @drugnews 😘
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All right… we miraculously survived the Mayan prophecy. When’s the next predicted end of the world?
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Welcome to the day before the end of the world. Make it a good one.
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BREAKING: Hostess, the maker of Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Wonder Bread, is going out of business
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Smash smash ....
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MySpace got hacked again! This time saying I want to buy a monkey! Random. Sorry to everyone that got that message.
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@AdamUpdates Glad we're friends! #PeptoPride
I kind of love him
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@AdamUpdates yes, Little Debbie is a real person who works at McKee Foods Corp.
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Hey, Good & Plenty candies – you definitely got your name half-right.
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A Napoleon Dynamite cartoon? I must have been transported to New Year's Day 2005.
The Sun is getting on my nerves again. When will that thing just die already!! >.<
In an average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of three times around the world. Brilliant! Bon Voyage!
Can’t believe it’s Shark Week again. It seems like just yesterday I was taking down last year’s Shark Week decorations.
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Six years ago Newscorp bought MySpace for $580 million. Last week they sold it for $35 million. Today I saw it on eBay for 88 bucks.
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It's a bad sign when you are pleasantly surprised something goes right for a change.