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Brooklyn
Joined January 2009
My cartoon in the July 22, 2024 issue of The New Yorker
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I did today’s cartoon for @NewYorker. Congratulations to all the contestants.
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My cartoon in this week’s issue of The New Yorker
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My cartoon is this week’s @NewYorker Caption Contest.
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My cartoon in this week’s issue of The New Yorker
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My cartoon in this week’s issue of The New Yorker
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95% of me hopes the AMPTP quickly comes to their senses and makes a good deal with the WGA and SAG, but 5% of me hopes the strike drags on long enough that everyone eventually gives Reservation Dogs a watch.
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Was 146 days long enough for everyone to give Reservation Dogs a try?
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I am opening up my commissions to draw Disinterested Primates. Pay me 20 bucks and I will add whatever hat and glasses you want to this drawing and send you a medium resolution jpg that will be yours alone if you don’t post it anywhere.
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NFTs may be worthless but my Disinterested Primates have only gone up in value. They started at $20, but if you want one now it’ll cost you $70. That’s a huge ROI for everyone who got in on the ground floor!
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*NSYNC reuniting at the VMAs in 2023 reminds me of when I was a kid watching the VMAs and The Four Tops reunited.
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A few years ago if you told me that Elon Musk would inspire me to delete Twitter from my phone, I'd have called him a genius and humanitarian.
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When creating an iconic movie villain, it’s important to give them an ethos dumb people will think is very cool.
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The funny thing about autobiographical web comics is that if a guy draws himself as handsome, he’s definitely overweight and balding, and if a woman draws herself as a hideous weirdo, it’s a near certainty she’s very attractive.
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A standard passage of Frog and Toad goes something like this Frog ran up the hill. Toad trudged up slowly behind, a pathetic waste of life unable to contribute anything of value to the world. Truly everyone would be better off if the fat, dumb blob called Toad was never born.
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If you’re not a parent of a small child who watches shows on the PBS Kids app, stop reading, this isn’t for you. Okay, now that it’s just us, does anyone else feel like Donkey Hodie is a little too proud of itself for being able to show muppet legs?
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Social media is supposed to bring people together, but for me it just hammers home my singularly unshared life experiences.
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Adam Driver will not rest until he plays every famous 20th century Italian figure. There’s nothing the Luciano Pavarotti estate can do to stop what’s coming Fall 2025.
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'Cause I'm T.N.T Done dirt cheap Dirty deeds I'm dynamite
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My three year old likes my wife more than me and I’m fine with that. But it does bother me that I’m objectively much better at reading him books, yet he still prefers storytime with someone who doesn’t even differentiate Frog and Toad’s voices.
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The question was about running for re-election. In 2020 he stomped Amy McGrath by almost 20 points, and as long as he’s alive enough to have weird episodes like this, he’ll do it again in 2026.
BREAKING NEWS: Sen. Mitch McConnell appearing to have another scary episode in the media gaggle in Covington today. Aides had to step in to help him out and repeat questions. He was eventually lead away. We'll have the full video on @WLWT
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They both are up to a little mischief
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