Perpetually working out my new material.

Jersey City, NJ
Joined July 2011
The #usmnt should walk out to a full 1990s Chicago Bulls style intro next week. #usmnt
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There should be a Puskas award for goal line clearances. #FIFA #BIH #CAN
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Rick Moranis will be coming out of retirement to reprise his role as Dark Helmet in ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ Bill Pullman will also return as President Skroob (Source: Deadline)
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Mel Brooks played President Skroob and Yogurt. Bill Pullman has been confirmed to reprise his role as Lone Starr. deadline.com/2025/06/spaceb… m.imdb.com/title/tt009401… spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Skroob spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Yogurt
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I told you we’d be back
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that tyson / paul fight was like watching my peers date 27 y/olds
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🗣️ "I've read that you liked Michael Jordan? Michael Jordan would grab his teammates by the balls & start defending with them like a son of a bitch." Extraordinary clip of Luis Enrique scolding Kylian Mbappe. A conversation which transcends football ⚽️🤝🏀 📹 @movistarfutbol
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If Disneyland is the “happiest” place on Earth, where do you think is the “saddest” place on earth?
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I think hologram JFK is probably in poor taste guys.
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Peter Jackson presents a groundbreaking journey back to Middle-earth through the eyes of legendary director Kenji Kamiyama. #LOTR The War of the Rohirrim - only in theaters Christmas.
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Scottish fans are planning a 2km bagpipe march in Köln-Müngersdorf next week when they face Switzerland. It has been agreed with the authorities & will feature 30 bagpipe players. Toilets & food stations will be set up along the route which starts at the Technologiepark S-Bahn.
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If AI can let me see Marlon Brando portraying Trump in a biopic pic, then maybe it has a place in society after all.
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Clear as day, that awful chant. And nothing is done. #USMNT
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Balogun will have space to run in behind. Should be perfect for his skill set. #USMNT
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Great finish by Gio. And Pulisic absolutely clowned his defender to start the play… #USMNT
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Juergen Klopp going full WWE villan phase, returning to manage Manchester United in two years with a full goatee and hair dyed black. You’re welcome, script writers.
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We are all plagiarists now
We are all plagiarists now
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Please just get a better draft pick. #Steelers
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Blow it all up and start over. #SteelerNation
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