@AdamRG1991

I tweet at government officials in a vain attempt to hold them accountable. Clearly it's not working.

Joined May 2016
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As it just me, or do all football commentators use “upfield” and “downfield” interchangeably? #football #NFL
Bill Posey wants the FBI to investigate why women don’t return his calls.
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Mike Kelly doesn’t understand how microphones work.
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Even Mike Kelly’s nose is trying to escape this bullshit.
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Has Bill Posey ever spoken in front of people before?
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Norm Shinkle has trash flowers too. His store in Temperance is a joke.
I AM PIVOTING, he cried into the abyss. #TheBachelorette #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC
Larry Kudlow always looks like he’s in the middle of taking a very painful shit.
For a “global church,” I see a lot of y’all still have American flags up by the altar. #umc #umcgc #gc2019
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And they'll know we are Christians by our rigid adherence to fundamentalist doctrine. #gc2019 #umcgc
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Open Hearts? Open Minds? (Please exit through the) Open Doors. #GC2019 #Umcgc
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Just checking in now on #umcgc. Looks like the Commission on a Way Backward is getting priority. #gc2019
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Cris Collinsworth is acting like Aaron Rodgers died in the first half. #CHIvsGB
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“You can’t speculate about an injury” ~Joe Buck immediately before speculating about an injury. #DALvsCAR
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How does Don Cooper still have a job? #whitesox
I’m not sure how I got through each daily shitshow of this administration before #WhatADay @priaribi #Itsthedumbestbullshitwehaveeverseen
That's a lot of accomplishments! Newt's fourth wife will have a lot to live up to! #RNCinCLE
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It's nice that they're giving the third wives of all these candidates a chance to speak. #RNCinCLE #FamilyValues
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Someone in IT is getting fired tonight. #RNCinCLE
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Ted Cruz is apparently not a history major #RNCinCLE
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