Perpetuator of Weird Shit
Joined January 2012
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Going through some old boxes… it appears 10 year old me did not take Kobe and Shaq’s unceremonious divorce well
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This is the moment I’ve been waiting for all year. If a player strikes out looking to end the World Series, they MUST challenge no matter what to ice the celebration.
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This actually makes sense. The entire service industry in Bergen County is propped up by boys aged 13-17, who act as managers and operators. Community leaders decided to educate them on the economic pitfalls of irresponsible spending, lest a key part of the economy collapses
Jontay Porter recently visited an Orthodox high school to share his story and warn students about how gambling cost him his career and led to a lifetime ban from the NBA.
(via Torah Academy of Bergen County)
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I Stopped By One Of My Biggest Haters Funeral Today 🙏🏻 Just To Make Sure That Team Was Dead 😏 #RipBozo #DieHatersDie #Dodgers
🤖 Made with AI
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First dates are tricky I never invite if I’m talking about how I graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades enough
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Just got forcibly removed from Equinox Beverly Hills because I don’t have enough chest hair, my gold chain is too thin, I don’t speak loud enough on speakerphone, my BMW is not white, and I have a general respect for others
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My rabbi said it’s fine to take a Chol Hamoed trip to Hooters Rancho Cucamonga as long as they have a succah
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Fuck Vladdy, but again, if I had a job that promised to pay me $300m over the next 10 years no matter what, I would go to unconscionable lengths to do absolutely fucking nothing.
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. opens up on his slump year: “They didn’t pay me to hit 40 every year. They paid me for what I already did.”
I want people to understand one thing. The money they gave me wasn’t for what I’m going to do. It was for what I already did. They didn’t pay me because I’m going to hit 40 every year. They paid me for what I already accomplished. People are confused about that, but I think the same way they do. Like, sometimes I even say to myself: bro, they gave you all that money and you’re out here doing nothing. I try.
You know how it is with fans, when you’re good, they’re with you 100%. But when you smell like shit, like we like to say here, nobody supports you.
The ones who support you are the ones who stay with you. Those are my fans. My family.
Via VeronicabatistaTv/IG
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Raya needs to chill with their restrictions on profile screenshots and protecting privacy. I am not sharing these screenshots with anyone. I am jerking off to them.
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The concept of the Human Centipede actually originated in the first shul that implemented full prostration during Aleinu on Rosh Hashanah
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