one time forensic accountant now growing artichokes

Lndon, Mfuwe & Sydney
Joined March 2009
Hello @elonmusk have you any sway over @flysaa ? They seem incapable of answering customer complaints. Congratulations on your recent successes
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OK it is Saturday @flysaa - I booked flights for 3 friends from Zambia to Australia in March. The booking for the return flight was messed up and I had to pay a big fee. I complained but despite my chasing there has been no response. Any chance of a reply before I die? 💀
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Replying to @flysaa
@flysaa Hello - I booked flights for 3 friends from Zambia to Australia in March. The booking for the return flight was messed up and I had to pay a big fee. I complained but despite my chasing there has been no response at all, aside from a confirmation that you logged it.
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#PanicBuying ? 😂🤣😅
UK shoppers hit by taramasalata shortage due to strike on.ft.com/48Nkdkv
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I will never forget this moment President Zelenskyy of Ukraine and a D-Day Veteran. This Veteran knows and respects all Ukraine has been through and continues to go through, it’s profound on both sides of this interaction. #WeStandWithUkraine 🇺🇸🇺🇦
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Hi @subzerowolf - feedback from the U.K. The freezer section our fridge was leaking water over the kitchen floor. Your technicians booked in last week. Suddenly cancelled & told new appointment Friday next week. Meanwhile fridge still leaking #poorcustomerservice at best
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Hi @JAL_Official_jp - I have a problem confirming my ticket. Your system does not recognise my booking via Qatar Airline. I have a reference. How can I get someone to help me. I am currently in London. Adam
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Hi @JAL_Official_jp - any chance anyone from your team will bother to answer? Even a pi** off is better than being ignored.
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Comic Genius 😅😂😁🤣😃😂
This how that Australian lady was break dancing.
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Quite a moment 🇨🇳 🇨🇳 🇨🇳
⚡️🚘BREAKING: For the first time ever, more than half of cars sold in China last month were electric New-energy vehicles, including EVs and PHEVs, reached a record-high 51.1% of retail sales in July, according to data from the China Passenger Car Association EVs are already noticably trimming China's oil demand: Just the increase in EVs on the road since last year shaved ~4% off transport fuel demand: carbonbrief.org/analysis-chi…
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Rare life advice from me: Join @marksandspencer Sparks program. Trip to buy onions and stuff. When I check out … my basket is free. No not shoplifting! Legally free! Great idea M&S
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Extraordinary 😳😟🙁😩😳
Trump just released a brutal 95 second ad of Joe Biden's debate lowlights:
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Congratulations @anyahindmarch I still use one of these British Airways amenity bags you designed way back when. Thank you!
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If you ever get lost in the Milky Way galaxy, this is your map to get back to EARTH.
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Hi @DHLParcelUK Mmmm You are really poor at customer service. For the same single complaint this is the third time in three hours different people have asked for the same information. There is no excuse for this at all
Hi @DHLParcelUK really shambolic last week & today. One of your delivery people “stribey” keeps claiming to have tried to deliver but does not even try to press our buzzer. There is a deep problem in the depths of your customer service “controls”
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Hi @DHLParcelUK really shambolic last week & today. One of your delivery people “stribey” keeps claiming to have tried to deliver but does not even try to press our buzzer. There is a deep problem in the depths of your customer service “controls”
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Replying to @NespressoUK
@NespressoUK - hello. I purchased a Nespresso Citiz Automatic Pod Coffee Machine via Amazon on 28/8/23. This past day it is no longer working. It has gone into some sort of descaling mode and no matter which buttoned I press does not emerge from this mode. What can I do? Adam
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Hi @Nespresso in the time it took your U.K. colleagues at @NespressoUK not to reply 🤔 … I discussed the matter with the nice folks at @AmazonUK and this morning posted off your faulty machine. Perhaps lessons for @NespressoUK to take on board? Adam
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A few more thoughts on the possibility of life beyond Earth. All these thoughts are guesses. The lack of firm evidence for alien intelligence (so far) is sometimes called the Fermi Paradox, and it is a paradox. Put simply, there has been over 10 billion years and there are many millions of worlds in the Milky Way on which a civilisation could have arisen as far as we know. At first sight, one might therefore expect that there should be many civilisations in the galaxy far in advance of us, and we might have expected to see them. Why don’t we (or, let’s be careful, why is the evidence not bloody obvious!)? One answer might be that civilisations never develop interstellar travel. I don’t see any reason why interstellar travel is impossible, and I think we’ll develop it if we survive into the 22nd century. Related - perhaps civilisations don’t ever solve the problems posed by industrialisation and the discovery of nuclear weapons and never make it to the stars. Topical - see Oppenheimer!Maybe just ‘getting along’ as a global civilisation is harder than science. Maybe (see UFO hearings) they are here but we haven’t discovered them or somebody knows but has managed to keep it a secret? Maybe. But if this is the case then at least I can say that the alien civilisations aren’t making their presence very obvious, otherwise my Astronomy colleagues who spend their time gazing at the sky and listening for signals would surely have spotted them! But let’s not rule out the possibility that we just haven’t detected them (or there is evidence but only a few people know about it) but they are indeed here. My guess is that the average number of civilisations in a typical galaxy is low - perhaps less than 1. That’s a guess, based on what we know about the evolution of complex life on Earth. Put simply, it took the best part of 4 billion years here to go from cell to civilisation, and that’s a third of the age of the Universe. I think this MAY imply that, if this is typical (lots of ifs) then the Milky Way may be filled with microbes but not complex living things at our level of intelligence. This would be my guess. BUT make no mistake, I wouldn’t be in the least bit surprised if a UFO landed in Oldham town centre tomorrow morning and the captain said ‘Take me to the leader of Oldham Metropolitan Borough Council’. In that case the Fermi Paradox would no longer be a paradox, I’d have learnt a lot about biology and I could get back to tweeting about other interesting stuff. I’d also ask them why gravity is so weak relative to the other forces of Nature.
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We are a rich country. This from @ONS is so shocking: “around 1 in 20 (5%) of adults reported that in the past two weeks they had ran out of food and had been unable to afford more, this proportion appeared higher among groups including; those receiving support from charities (45%), living in a household with one adult and at least one child (28%), receiving some form of benefits or financial support (21%), Mixed or Multiple ethnicity adults (14%), Black, African, Caribbean or Black British adults (13%), renters (14%) and disabled adults (9%)”
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