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Daylight Saving Time makes most Americans wake by alarm in cold darkness. Permanent Standard Time would let most of us sleep past dawn for health and safety.
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A new study says that people who quit smoking have healthier lungs.
Yet another groundbreaking story from the pages of the medical journal, "DUH."
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Fun fact: in 2002, Pizza Hut hired Ween to make a jingle about their new stuffed crust. It was rejected after six attempts
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In a recent interview, Goldie Hawn says she doesn't mind if the man she's married to cheats on her - explaining, quote, "Sexual experimentation is a basic need of all men."
You can read more about her philosophy in my new book, "Goldie Hawn: The Greatest Woman Who Ever Lived."
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Kids today have no idea how good The Onion was, like when Autistic Reporter Michael Falk delivered this news package, “Train Thankfully Unharmed In Crash That Killed One Man”
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Of the four sports involved in this missed-the-mark analogy, hockey is the least popular — especially in the southern US
Secondly, the pretty-one-sided-break-up of the Charlotte Checkers and Carolina Hurricanes after a decade as affiliates, doesn’t exactly foster loyalty-driven interest
But also, it’s just untrue. Had my Canes sweater on yesterday about an hour before puck drop, ran to Harris Teeter at Cotswold and got a handful of “Go Canes” just in the five-minute beer run
I’ve never been at a #Panthers game and said, “why aren’t people from Raleigh here as much as Charlotte residents? Why don’t they love their distant cousins?”, or whatever weird thing this was ⬇️
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Its finally nice and bright around 630am. Run groups are flourishing, the productive class is basking, our circadian biology is thriving
2 weeks and its all going to shit so @NateSilver538 can have sunshine at a baseball game at 9pm
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In North Dakota this week, a hunter narrowly escaped death when a pocketknife in his breast pocket deflected a bullet shot by another hunter.
Man, you know we have too many weapons in this country when people are getting SHOT in the KNIFE.
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year.
Hey, happy birthday, Jesus. Hope you like crap!
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They say we have no “footballing culture” but right now in America, there’s a team named “Sharktopus FC” that just earned a replay of a loss because the ref for their last match turned out to have once been a player for their opponent’s second team. 🇺🇸
BREAKING:
The US Open Cup Adjudication & Disciplinary Panel has ordered a replay of the Sharktopus FC vs Bellevue Athletic FC #USOC2026 Second Qualifying Round match in response to a protest made by Sharkopus FC.
Full statement:
ussoccer.com/stories/2025/10…
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Just 12 short days until gloriously bright mornings and a sunset at a reasonable hour
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It’s called the Patriot Act, FISA, and CISA. Please vote no next time.
We need to know why @ATT and @Verizon did not challenge the subpoena for the phone records of 8 United States Senators when the Biden FBI spied on us during an anti-Trump probe. There needs to be a reckoning for this.
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They could not per the patriot and other surveillance acts, which Marsha herself voted for.
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