Software Engineer + Tesla Nerd

Austin
Joined November 2012
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Kevin Stefanski calling an all out blitzkrieg on 3rd and 8
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Well deserved from what I’ve seen so far
JJ Watt has agreed to a multi-year deal to serve as NFL ON CBS lead game analyst, the network announced today.
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Tesla has just released a new video compilation of its fully autonomous/unsupervised Robotaxis (including Cybercabs and Model Ys) avoiding collisions and pedestrians, driving in heavy rain, stopping for emergency vehicles and animals, navigating tricky scenarios, and more.
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NFL Umpire Larry Smith has been ruled out for the rest of the 2026 season after suffering a non-contact leg injury in London, per @footballzebras Smith appeared to slip while receiving a football and was later carted off the field
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“Field goal. Oh, that was 4th down?” certainly looks like lip readers believe Dan Quinn was completely unaware that it was 4th down and wanted to kick a field goal 💀💀💀
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Bo Nix has the shortest name in NFL history (5 Letters). It is still longer than his ADOT (4.9)
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🕊️ "Office Space" star Richard Riehle has died at 78. tmz.com/2026/10/19/richard-r…
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Lmao what the fuck 😂😂😂🤣
BREAKING: President Trump calls for New Mexico to immediately be renamed to “New America.”
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The staffer who called the Cowboys embarrassing right to Dak’s face after Week 5 right now…
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The GIF transition into the most soulless PNG imaginable is sending me over the edge, man.
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Omg they did it again
HOW ARE WE FEELIN' RAMS FAM!? 💙
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JIM NANTZ JUST TRIED TO PEANUT PUNCH @JJWatt 🤣 "I did not think you were gonna go that hard" "my wrist is broken" 😭
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the other ref taking a knee is SENDING me 😭
They brought out the cart for the ref 😭
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“the driver said he was asleep” what in the world?? The problem I have with this is that it could be any other vehicle and brand wouldn’t be mentioned, so I fixed it: A man fallen asleep in their car crashes into a highway patrol car, seriously injuring two officers. The driver says he was on full self driving.
A self-driving Tesla crashed into a California highway patrol vehicle, seriously injuring two officers inside. According to the officers, the driver said he was asleep at the time and using the car’s driver-assistance technology.
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The spicy chicken sandwich they used to serve at school lunch.
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INSANE
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Honestly I don’t think Pat should call games.
Troy Aikman confirmed today he plans to leave ESPN after the Super Bowl 61 broadcast with Joe Buck. Aikman and Buck had been partners on calls for 25 consecutive seasons. There is significant buzz building that ESPN could be replacing Aikman with Pat McAfee in 2027.
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Troy Aikman said he will be a free agent after this season but did not confirm plans to leave ESPN. McAfee has denied any conversations about replacing him in the MNF booth. latimes.com/sports/story/2… x.com/PatMcAfeeShow/…
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
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I can’t believe this isn’t AI
Wingstop announces new Sour Patch Kids wings featuring a sweet and sour glaze topped with actual Sour Patch Kids candy, launching October 27.
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