when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a Cardano bag holder's life"

We're going to be so fucking rich.

"Mr. President, after a thorough search, we have found your replacement billionaire best friend. He's a billionaire casino mathematician and PhD dropout. And guess what? This one's actually American!"

"What UTxOs?"

What color is your Porsche gonna be, fellow prerich mfers?

Happy Friday, mfers 🫡

LOCKED. IN. HAPPY FRIDAY.

Our president is making stocks and eggs more affordable for all Americans and you are tired of winning? Did you even say thank you?

We've played these games before. But will it be worth it, Cardano anon?

Fear not, I am but a simple crypto man seeking only safe passage to altseason. #NoADAFUDTillATH

New rule, Cardano community. Someone posts FUD, reply with the image below. We are holding the FUD till ATH 🤝

Merry Christmas!

Hey, Cardano! Tobias here.