VP of Strategic Initiatives, @TheFIREorg. Oh I'm an anti-hero again, neat! For me, anyway. Opinions are my own until I turn them into in-game currency.

Washington, DC
Joined November 2008
The First Amendment says America has no censor-in-chief.
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When Google Docs' autocorrect changes "assertedly" to "assuredly"
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It’s fine, @Verizon. No, we don’t mind FiOS going down again in Arlington. It’s fine, we’re fine. Nothing important here. It’s fine.
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Replying to @audreysl0ve
Runs on FiOS, America’s most reliable not work!
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Starting to think that putting the outage map on a FiOS-connected server was probably not the best idea
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Rediscovering yourself doesn’t mean you don’t evolve. In the liminal space of existence, we are always between parts of ourselves. You aren’t who you think you are, and you weren’t who you thought you were.
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Buzz off, I’m workin’ here
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