Theatre professional. Educator. Dad. Anglophile. Phillies fan. Trying to make people laugh, make people think, make people not poke me with sharp sticks.

Joined May 2016
Taken at 17:29 BST yesterday. Never let the death of a monarch get in the way of Getting It On with Bryan Burnett.
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The #Phillies have just blown their 21st save. It is their 76th game. They blew a franchise-record 25 saves in 2004.
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Inner monologue of every Theatre person at a commencement ceremony: "Pacing, people! Keep it tight. Keep it bright. Keep it snappy!"
I hear next year Zemeckis will remake Beowulf starring Vince Lombardi. #nfl #SuperBowl
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"Just wait till next year," I've said to myself for years. "Next year the Veterans Committee will finally vote Dick Allen into the Hall." I'm heartbroken that he won't be there to see it. But it'll happen. Just wait. #RIPDickAllen #ringthebell
Hats off to Mike Emrick, a skillful wordsmith in the breakneck speed of live hockey and, let it not be forgot, a Flyers guy for a significant part of his career. Everyone who remembers watching PRISM will love you forever. #ThankYouDoc
I've never heard a blood component sound so relaxing. #Plahsma
you make me eel like a mackerel woman #TakeATuneFishing
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Totally enjoying the National Theatre's pub quiz! The Admiral's Men got 10 points. (Photo is my beloved local in Exeter.) #NationalTheatreAtHome
Or a 50yo man singing "No More."
If anyone would like to watch a 49yo man sing “Giants in the Sky” Acapella, slide into my DM’s. #Sondheim90Concert
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Could the actual celebration of Sondheim be more entertaining than the comments flying by in the chat box? #TakeMetotheWorld
My wife: "I don't care how sincere you are, man. We can't hear you." #TakeMetotheWorld
Well, my fifth-grade show no longer has the distinction of having the most awkward opening in the history of musical theatre. #TakeMeToTheWorld
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Children will listen........as soon as this thing starts. #TakeMetotheWorld #Happy90Stephen
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The last time the Chiefs were in the Super Bowl, Carol Channing closed the half-time show. I'm just going to leave that out there. #halftimeshow
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When my therapist tells me backpedaling will strengthen my quad but... Dance is life
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Headline on the my beloved team's website: "Phillies expect to contend with new manager." My first thought: You don't know who you're going to hire and you're already planning to not get along with him? #Phillies #MLBlues
12 Steps strikes again this Friday! See you at the York City Pretzel Co! @yorkfringefest #dontfearthefringe #yorkfringe #fringelife
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Must see The @the_woggles ! They are in DC on June 25 and Harrisburg on the 26th. If you are near either of these cities, come listen to an awesome band rock and pay tribute to their sadly departed guitarist. #RIPFleshHammer