39x marathoner by day, geek by... day. Lazy bum the rest of the time. I also have an affinity for alpacas.

Joined May 2008
Everything is a retweet now.
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So how many of you all call it X now? I still search for “Twitter” on my iPhone before remembering the name change.
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Just got an “offer” of $300 for my Twitter handle. That’s rather insulting.
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I have thoughts.
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💥Comic-Con Contest!💥 Like, RT & comment on your favorite design to win a FREE Cold Brew Latte at the #EnergizeLounge this week at Comic-Con! We’ll DM the winner on Thursday. Good luck! #SDCC #StarTrek – at Irvine, CA
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Wordle 505 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 LOL! Second time!!
That's it. I'm done. I beat the game. Wordle 485 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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💎🥇🏆800 GEMS GIVEAWAY🏆🥇💎 ENTER HERE: gleam.io/competitions/IKgzC-… Start - 11th Jan 2022 End - 25th Jan 2022 ✨🌟Good luck everyone!🌟✨ #GuildWars2 #GW2 #GW2EOD @GuildWars2
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dennis! retweeted
LIVE: @NASAWebb has completed the final stage of spacecraft deployment to #UnfoldTheUniverse. Mission experts discuss today's major milestone. xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1OdKrBQXy…
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This is it: we’ve just wrapped up one of the most challenging steps of our journey to #UnfoldTheUniverse. With all five layers of sunshield tensioning complete, about 75% of our 344 single-point failures have been retired!
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‘Sup Twitter. Been awhile. Basically, it’s been a case of run more, tweet less. Obviously I can’t multitask.
My dad’s TV viewing habits is rather eclectic. 60% of the time, it’s Hallmark movies. 30% westerns. And 10% includes soccer and The Mandalorian. (I don’t think he’s even watched the latest Star Wars trilogy.)
Dad, biting into the THIRD biscuit that I just baked: "Are these supposed to be biscuits?"
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Do I run too much? I think I may be running too much.
Hi Twitterverse. Just chiming in to say my migraines are back. Bye Twitterverse.
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My dad just said thanks to me for helping him with a minor task. It's the first time in my entire life I have EVER heard him utter the word "thanks".
The other day when the air quality was at its worst, I saw two guys outside having a smoke. Obviously with no mask. On some level, I had to commend them for going all in.
From my recent (virtual) physical checkup, doc's official recommendation is that I need to eat / snack more.
I’ve already listened to more #SDCCatHome panels than I usually attend in person each year at #SDCC
I should be in San Diego right now :( #sdcc #comiccon
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